When you’ve got a good formula, you gotta go with it. Skanky tramp goes into a public bathroom, pulls down her panties to pee, notices a giant dick poking through a hole in the wall, displays a wide, magnanimous, delighted grin, and starts goin’ to town on it. Yes, we could watch this story played out over and over again. It’s actually one of the basic stories that has been told throughout the ages by mythologies, Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, and Tony Morrison. You know: boy meets girl, death of the father, creation myth, man versus nature, slow and steady wins the race, you can’t always get what you want, aaaaaand skanky tramp sucks giant anonymous dick through a hole in the wall of a public bathroom.

I love that Vivid had the idea of making “Me First,” a movie focused on women coming before their partners, but I was skeptical about how it would actually play out. It ended up having some great moments and some not-so-great moments, but most importantly, it had Keni Styles. Each

Ah, there’s nothing more fun than watching some new girls turn old tricks. With a little tutelage from Jules Jordan and company, these young pups will master doggie style in no time! Take a look at Katie St. Ives: she naturally wants to have Jules Jordan spoon her, but a

After Team Fleshbot went on a field trip to see “Hall Pass,” we looked into getting some mail order brides to make things easier. It didn’t pan out. Instead, we offer you willing British tart Paige Ashley in “American Bride.” For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is

Viewers beware, you’re entering a situation involving two horny pornstars trained to squirt, and one of them even has a Hitachi on hand! We know this is just a movie, but it never hurts to practice safe habits: wear goggles. As we mentioned when discussing “Anal Hotties” about a month

If this movie is anything to go by, American brides go around all alone, screwing some of the most talented male pornstars, and occasionally hooking up with Cindy Behr. That sounds about right. We do love independence and equality. Paige Ashley, God bless her heart, is the titular character, and

Yes, they’re identical, Russian-born babes. No, they don’t mind having sex near each other. Yes, things get really creepy, really fast. It’s like a Doublemint commercial gone hardcore with a Tommy Gunn cameo. Introducing the Russo Twins Studio: Vivid Director: B. Skow Cast: Tati Russo, Taylor Russo, Halie James, Celeste

Rachel Roxx, Andy San Dimas, and a whole bevy of blue-collar babes show how hot it is when workers control the means of production. Seriously, just look at Rachel in these pictures; no way is she alienated from her labor. Before the pornstars were an organized, united force, they were

If you have to ask what kind of exhibits are featured in the sex gallery…well, you really don’t have much of an imagination, now do you? But rest easy: Flower Tucci and Jerry are quite willing to provide a demonstration. · Buy “Sex Gallery” (tlavideo.com)

B. Skow drops a movie about girls who are thirty and older showing off all the dirty things that they’ve learned. It starts out with super boring interviews, but quickly proceeds to hard nasty sex. Thank Buddha! To start out with, we’ve got sexy Austin Kincaid being interviewed by the

A cock in the ass and a dildo in the pussy: it’s just enough stimulation to make Marie Luv cry out that she’s experiencing ultimate pleasure. Then again, we’re the ones who get to watch her writhing with passion. So maybe we’re actually the ones experiencing ultimate pleasure? Think on

As one of the hottest young new stars in the sex industry, it stands to reason that Meggan Mallone is a nymphomaniac. This is the porno generation we’re talking about here. Like Perry Farrell said…nothing’s shocking. Sure, most of our new girls are more familiar with Dave Navarro than Perry

Look at Kagney Linn Karter and Jerry; they are high. They use each others bodies (especially genitalia) to produce euphoria like no other ever felt by humans. Doesn’t it just make you… jealous? We can’t imagine staging an intervention. Really, we like to watch! You could say we’re addicted to

No one ever gets to the actual intervention before their problems are solved. Why? Obviously you can’t get your dick sucked with the whole family around. This Ain’t Intervention XXX Studio: Hustler Video Director: Slain Wayne Cast: Britney Amber, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Cody Love, Briana Blair, Amy Brooke, Seth

If there’s one thing that fuels the porn business, keeps it from being regulated, or unionized, and protects its overlords, the owners who finance these elicit fantasies, it’s the transient nature of its all voluntary work force. We get to live out our fantasies with one reincarnation after another of

It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn’t safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that’s next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce “a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions.” What will this do to Love? Studio: Wicked Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica

There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. “Deviance” makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category. Though all the girls featured in “Deviance” put forth excellent

If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love “O2: The Surrender of O,” Ernest Greene’s self-described “fan-fiction” updating of the classic 50′s sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of