Welcome To “Californication”: You Try To Pee On A Girl, You Get Punched
We learned a lot about Hank last night. His wildest dream “involves a three-breasted midget with labia piercings and a desire to please,” which is pretty cool. Also, if you’re a Lars von Trier parody with a penchant for peeing on prostitutes, Hank will punch you in the face! Yes, he’s a complex man. It’s a complicated show! Fortunately, nice boobs are here to keep it simple.

