Despite being around for a few years, Jenna J. Ross doesn’t have that many movies under her belt, but she makes such a strong impression in every scene that she’s quickly become one of porn’s favorite starlets. On our part, we haven’t been in love with a diastema like this since we first fell for Belladonna!
There are a ton of phenomenal prepositional phrases readily available in the pornographic lexicon, but we think “Down the Throat” has something special about it. Maybe it’s the sound of the letters, or maybe it’s the visual we get from hearing the phrase, but whatever it is, it instantly lets us know that something dirty is going on and somebody means business.
It’s been about a month since we first saw pictures from the new B. Skow/Girlfriends Films family drama, “Homecoming,” and so the powers that be figured it was time for another taste of the crazy. So without further ado, here’s more of that rich snobbery, hand jobbery, and all-American familial fuckin’ and fightin’ we can all relate to.
Once again, legendary director B. Skow is teaming up with Girlfriends Films to bring you an original feature film that’s every bit as heart wrenching as it is hard-on producing: “Homecoming.” It has adultery, secret midnight handjobs, disappointed parents, and even a lovable cross-dressing dropout–just like everyone else’s family!
Forced sex is verboten in real life, but in porn it only becomes ethically problematic if it involves ugly dudes. The Sappho Series circumvents this dilemma by releasing the Girls-Only “Against Her Will 2.”
Here we have a legacy of lust handed down from mother to daughter, a fate of freakiness that no one can escape, and a house full of hot perverts waiting to fuck the reluctance out of their young proteges. Director Kay Brandt knows what you want, but she’s going to give you what you need because she’s in control and you should let her do her thing.
In this adult tribute to 80′s college sex comedies, Marie McCray and Skin Diamond want to be part of some sorority, so they agree to be subjected to anything. And all they have to do is 69 each other? While a bunch of other sexy girls cheer them on? Um, excuse us, we’d like to be inducted into this sorority as well.
We’ve been watching the Republican National Convention, and we have to say, there are a lot of good looking people hanging out in Tampa Bay, and we think they know it. Plus, everybody knows that Paul Ryan was chosen to be Romney’s running mate because he’s a cutie. Anyway, we don’t want to diss Romney’s choice, but he obviously should run with Dillon Harper because she’s relatable, she has great panties, she sucks a mean penis, and she’s way cuter than Ryan.
Pale, raven-haired, and one of porn’s really good answers to the Platonic Ideal as represented by Botticelli’s “Birth of Venus,” Jenna J. Ross gets fucked on a rug.
What is New Sensations going for with this title? We know we should be focusing on Jenna J. Ross getting shagged into the carpet by Mr. Pete, but we can’t enjoy this high quality porn until we figure out why a period was chosen over a slash. Or a hyphen. Or even nothing! Could this be Eddie Powell’s subtle homage to “After.Life”?
Porn teaches us so much. Did you know that routine discrimination by uniformly hot girls against negligibly smaller uniformly hot girls was a thing? Neither did we until “Revenge of the Petites.”
The raw power, the near-sadistic control, and the absurd yet alluring gothic lolita outfits of “The Innocence of Youth” make it one of our favorite porn films. We wrote about that thing three separate times! And we’re so stoked about the sequel’s arrival that we’re giving you a bunch of photos and the trailer. You know you’re excited.
We love the idea of someone being “Innocent But Nasty.” Not only is this a refreshingly direct title for a teen-centric porn film, but it also suggests that nastiness is part of nature; these girls are freaky in ways that can’t be learned from their peers or magazines, and we hope that they never lose this perverted purity.
