She’s a San Francisco native, a night person, and just yesterday we saw her handle massive objects with her butt in “Anal Overload.” Jayden Lee is our kind of lady.
We love excess: it’s in our blood, it’s in our national heritage, it’s why breakfast cereal advertisements always show full glasses of milk next to full glasses of juice. We’ve searched far and wide to find ways to express our love of the cup that runneth over, and we’ve realized that nothing celebrates abundance quite like a bun dance–watch this jelly jiggle and beg to be filled!
You ever hear those stories about moms suddenly having the strength to lift huge cars in order to save their kids? That pretty much sums up the wonderful anus Skin Diamond was blessed with.
Sometimes we feel like nothing is as honest as a great porn zinger like “If You’re Not Going To Wear The Pants Around Here, Let Me Take Mine Off!”. It’s like when you’re talking dirty and you admit things you would never admit in “real life” (real life being the time you spend not fucking, which when you think about it doesn’t really add up, because nothing feels realer than fucking, are we wrong?).
Jennifer White has retired from the lap dancing game and is looking forward to settling down with her boyfriend, Dane Cross, and starting a new career, but somewhere in the recesses of her soul, she knows stripping will always be a part of who she is. Furthermore, it will always be a part of her relationship, for Dane can never forget the first time he saw her on stage.
Pop quiz: what is “Big Dick in an Asian Chick” a parody of? Did you say “Big Trouble in Little China”? If so, you are wrong. This is clearly a parody of that “Fat Guy in a Little Coat” thing that Chris Farley did in “Tommy Boy.” Ramon Nomar’s penis is Chris Farley and Cindy Starfall’s mouth is David Spade’s jacket, we guess.
This is only the second movie in this series, but we’re already in love with this vagina-on-vagina-centric Greek organization. It has the hottest girls, non-stop sex, and we hear that they’re dedicated to philanthropy, too! Last month’s Lick-a-Thon raised over $500 for NARAL; Lily LaBeau couldn’t walk straight for a week, but it was totally worth it.
Our car broke down the other day so we called AAA to get a tow. Well, we thought we were calling the American Automobile Association, but it turns out we ordered up some All Asian Anal. Oops!
Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.
Kneeling before other messiahs or holy figures isn’t such a big deal: you genuflect, maybe you prostrate, maybe you kiss someone’s ring and go about your business. However, kneeling before The Sexual Messiah (a.k.a. Nacho Vidal, a.k.a. the LeBron James of Sadistic Dick Swingers) is a different story. Young Hope here ended up kneeling for quite some time as Nacho parked his cock in the back of her throat, so keep that in mind the next time you run into Mr. Vidal.
And even though this dick belongs to Bailey Blue, these (peculiarly accented) Southern gals are gentleladies whose mommies taught them to share. So Jayden Lee can politely take the shaft while Ms. Blue gets the balls, and this dude is sent into threeway BJ heaven.