To put it lightly, there is just something about Heather Graham in a bikini. I don't know how what it is, how to describe it, or how to put my finger on it, but every single time I see Heather Graham in a bikini, I smile.

I know I should probably have a ton of pool toy, flotation device, and huge canyon jokes lined up, but damn it, I hate to say that I do not. Every single time I try to stop and think of something, 30 minutes passes by and all I've been doing is staring at Sofia Vergara's amazing cleavage. I guess the puns are going to have to take a pass on this one. Sorry to disappoint.

You know how you feel when you learn that your favorite book (or video game) is coming a theater near you? There's tons of excitement mixed with a touch of fear that it'll disappoint. Well, I think this time around we're going to be okay. Katharine McPhee posted this lingerie pic on Instagram account for an upcoming movie and I have a feeling that it'll translate perfectly to the big screen.

Ah, yes summer is finally here and all the hot celebrities are dusting off their bikinis and heading to the beach. Sometimes the bikinis are a bit too much, sometimes the bikinis a bit too little, and then there's Camilla Belle - whose white bikini is just right. Oh, Camilla Belle, you really do know how to make a simple bikini look amazing.

Strange Is Sexy For Miley Cyrus

There are some things, some jobs, some everyday tasks, that no matter how hard you try you can't make them sexy. Opening a pickle jar, taking out the trash, getting out of a wetsuit; there is just something inherently unsexy about each of those acts. Now, except the getting out a wetsuit, Nina Dobrev makes that task sexy as hell.

Honestly, I don't know if I'm asking a question or stating a fact. Can Britney Spears not be sexy? Like can she do something in real life or on stage and have it not be completely and utterly sexy? I'm serious I don't believe it's possible for Britney to not be so damn sexy.

While the question of why Courtney Stodden is nude on a couch might pop into your head, let me just say why would one waste any brain power on figuring out why Courtney Stodden was completely naked on a couch instead of enjoying Courtney Stodden nude of a couch. We will never know the answer to why, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the results.

Not that I'm saying it would could ever possibly forget, nor could anyone probably forget, but just in case it might have slipped your mind: Ariel Winter has a nice ass. And it's doubly hot because she's on a pool raft that looks like a slice of pizza. There is nothing better than Ariel Winter's ass and pizza (even in float form).

Personally if I walk into a bathroom that is more mirrors than anything else, I turn around and leave. There's just something about all those reflections that are just too much for me to handle. Thankfully, Jennifer Lopez is not like that because she looks amazing as does all her reflections.

Saturday's are good days for catching up on chores, rainy days are good for watching movies, and days off are good for doing nothing at all. But every single day of the year is a good day for January Jones in a bikini. Yep, if the day ends in Y than it's a perfect time for January Jones cleavage.

It is often said that talent attracts talent, love attracts loves, but does hotness attract hotness? I don't know if the others are true, but I think that if you happen to be super hot like Jenna Dewan Tatum than odds are you are going to attract super hot people like Jennifer Lopez to be your friends.

Sure, the joke is obvious, but you know what? I'm going to take it. Yep, I'm going to let this fastball right down the middle go by, not taking the bat off my shoulders. Ashley James in lingerie is just way too hot. And honestly, I think we can see part of her nipple and I don't want to take anything away from that amazing sight.

It's a pretty fair statement that a topless Emily Ratajkowski is so awesome it makes you want to dance. Well, apparently Emily Ratajkowski feels the same way because she also gets her groove on when her top comes off. I wonder want song is playing in her head. In mine, it's always, "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate.

Look, I can all go all fancy pants on yours, but that's not what this situation calls for. Dakota Fanning is rocking a bikini and that's all we really need to focus on. We don't need to dress it up in any other way than it already is. Dakota Fanning in a bikini, that's enough said.