Oh, Britney Spears, you already do so much for us, you really didn't have to go and give us a little more. But hey, that Britney Spears is a real giver. Not only does she give it her all for her Vegas shows, but then she takes to Instagram to give just a few pieces more of her sexy costumes and a little video of her show. You're the best, Britney.
When you are feeling blue or down and out or just plan blah, one thing you should reach for is something that will always make you smile. Maybe it's a funny cat video or rocking out to that one song that always makes you move your feet, but you need something to help change your perspective. Well, if you don't have anything like that or you're looking for an upgrade, consider this quick Instagram of Elizabeth Hurley in a sexy bathing suit blowing a kiss because I sure as hell feel better after watching it.
Okay, I’m just going to go ahead and ask the question that we are all thinking. There is no point in beating around the bush, making small talk, and all that other nonsense. Let’s just go get it all out in the open: How in the world are JoJo’s boobs staying put?
Megan Fox and the lingerie company Frederick's of Hollywood recently teamed up, or should I say, dream teamed up, and since then we have been counting down the hours until Megan Fox appears wearing some of the sexiest lingerie on the planet. Well, that day...is almost here. Megan Fox decided she wants to tease us with a few behind the scenes pics before she teases us with her incredible body in lingerie.
Normally whenever I see a baby stroller filled with dogs I can't help, but roll my eyes. Come on, they are dogs. Dogs walk. Dogs are supposed to walk, it's good for them. Sorry everyone out there with dog strollers, it's just something I can't behind...except for when it's Katharine McPhee. I can get behind Katharine McPhee doing just about anything, especially in slow motion.
Selena Gomez. Wearing only a thong. Honestly, I'm at a total loss for words here. This is such an incredible sight, I don't even know if words can truly do it justice. It's Selena Gomez, wearing only a thong. Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.
Looking, I know it sounds really corner and I'm totally okay with that, but when I first laid eyes on this Jennifer Lopez Instagram pic of her amazing cleavage in all white, the only thing I could think is that that's one hell of a snowman. Sure, a couple of snowball jokes also popped into my head, but I think snowman was a better choice than snowballs. Also, Jennifer Lopez has some amazing cleavage.
Even though you are hoping for a fresh from the shower, soaking wet, towel on the floor pic when you hear the words "locker room selfie" and "Olivia Wilde" in the same sentence, it doesn't take away one bit from this Instagram post of her showing off her guns and her cleavage. I mean, she's getting buff and her cleavage looks great.
If you ever stop and look at your friendships, you'll notice what brings you together, what bonds you to another a person. It might be a similar upbringing, it could be going through an experience together, or it could even be something as simple as the love of the same sports team. Friendships are formed over the simplest, the strangest, and sometimes the sexiest things. Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz are the best example of the last one.
Not being one to watch daytime drama, though I'll admit to a brief period of being a fan of Day of Our Lives, I had no idea who Eva LaRue before this Instagram bikini pic came across my desk. I was pretty excited to see who this new 20 something actress or model or actress/model was only to discover that Eva LaRue has been around for awhile. Not only is best know for being Dr. Maria Santos on All My Children, but she's apparently known for defying all the rules of aging. Seriously, she may be 50, but her bikini body is 20.
Nothing beats a great nap. Whether it's crawling into bed, kicking back in a recliner, or even making a pillow bed on the floor, naps are a real treat. Personally, I enjoy stretching out on the couch under an old blanket for a nice, long midday break. Well, I guess I should say that was my favorite way to nap until I found out that Jenna Dewan-Tatum naps naked. Yeah, now the couch just kind of looks boring.
The idea that viewing someone's vacation photos used to be considered a punishment is hard for me to comprehend. Thanks to social media, seeing what people are up to, be it a vacation, a nice dinner, or getting out the shower, viewing all things has become commonplace. Personally I don't mind looking at someone's vacation pics, but I think what was upsetting to most people is they had to sit through vacation photo after vacation photo that didn't include Elisha Cuthbert's cleavage.
In nautical terms, the front of a boat is called the bow and the rear of the boat is called the stern. But what do it call it when Ariel Winter is showing off her ass on the front of a boat? The only thing I can think of is tight sight, but that might already be a boating term. Maybe we should just say it's freaking awesome.
Okay, all right, I'm just going to come out and say it - this Instagram pic of Emily Kinney in a bikini and reading a book is totally staged. Yep, I said it, it's a fake. There is no way on the planet that all of these people aren't paid extras. I mean, if you were hanging out at a pool and all of sudden Emily Kinney and her teenie bikini sat down in a chair with a good book, would you be able to do anything other than stare at her? Yeah, that's what I thought.
While I'm sure they have some use on the planet, I often find rocks to be rather annoying. I can't tell you the number of times I've tripped over a rock or one has shot out of the lawn mower while I was cutting grass. But thanks to Ali Larter, I finally understand the purpose of rocks. They are put on this planet so beautiful women, like Ali Larter, can sit on them in a bikini. Man, rocks rock!
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