While flipping through these incredible Instagram posts, I had a terrible thought... What if there was no Pamela Anderson? I know, it's terrible right. How awful would be to live in a world without the goddess we know and love, Pamela Anderson? If we lived in that world, I think I'd pray for an asteroid to hit us so life would be over.
It is often said that staring is very rude - one should never stare. But there are exceptions to the rule. It's totally okay to stare at something you are in awe of. Be it a sunset, an amazing moment in a movie, and most of all at Bella Thorne's cleavage. I mean, how can one not stare at Bella Thorne's cleavage?
There's that old joke that everyone sounds great in the shower. You can just let it rip, sing as loud as you want, and if you are in the shower, you're going to sound like a million bucks. Well, the truth is the shower doesn't have magical powers that make your voice sound better. But maybe, just maybe there is something to to this whole singing in your bra thing that Madison Beer is doing.
Let's all be honest right here: Messy eaters are gross. The only exception to this rule is if you are toddler, and I mean really young. But watching someone get food all over their face, clothes, and everything in between could be considered punishment for a crime. Come on, we all know it's true - watching someone get food everywhere is distinguishing... unless it's Emily Ratajkowski.
So, this is one of those awkward situations where I don't know what to do. Josephine Skriver is wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else and I don't know where to compliment the hat or the ass first. Seriously, why doesn't someone write down the etiquette for this situation?
There's nothing quite like finding out your life was missing something that you had no idea you needed. You feel whole, you feel refreshed, you feel like you can take on any task and complete it without a single problem. Yes, my friends, that's how you're going to feel after you watch Emily Ratajkowski doing a sexy dance in a sexy bathing suit.
Typically when someone gets a one-piece bathing suit, maybe there's a little cleavage. If we are somewhat lucky, perhaps we'll get to see a little butt. And if we are truly lucky then maybe, just maybe, there's some sideboob. Rita Ora is not your typical hottie so it shouldn't be all that surprising that her one-piece bathing suit shows off all three.
It seems like every single time I glance over at Instagram, there are January Jones and her cleavage. That got me thinking - I think Instagram needs to jump in the TV Show game with "Cleavage Time with January Jones!" It doesn't have to be a long show - only a couple of minutes - but you have January Jones doing stuff with her cleavage. I'm telling you, it's a hit.
Look, I'll play it straight with you guys, I think we might be in trouble. Isla Fisher is all decked out like some kind of sexy firefighter and I have no idea what it's for - but I have a feeling our souls are going to burn until we find out, and then we get to see it all put together, we are going to burst into flames.
When it comes to Dina Meyer's Instagram account, it's safe to say that we've been all about admiring her front. Whether it's fantastic cleavage or her sexy stomach, she's been sharing with her incredible body and all it has to offer... from the front. But now it's time that we pay our respects to the rear end of Dina Meyer. Yes, Dina Meyer has an awesome ass!
I've said it before and I will gladly say it again, Elizabeth Hurley is the Queen of Instagram. Sure, others might try to claim the crown, but it rightly belongs to Elizabeth Hurley. If you don't believe me, then bear witness to the royal glory that is Elizabeth Hurley's boobs on Instagram. That's right, she's rocking a see-through top, you can totally see her breasts, and it's on Instagram.
Honestly, I really don't think I ask for too much in this world. I want to happy and healthy, same for my friends and family, and I wish all my enemies to receive swift punishment. But I mean, don't we all wish for those things? Sure, I know there are no guarantees in this world, but can someone, somewhere, for the love of all things on this earth and in the heavens please, please, please find a place for Amberleigh West to be nude?
I've joked that it seems like Heather Graham is always in a bikini. And while we've enjoyed a little laugh while staring at Heather Graham in her incredible bikini body, now I'm more convinced than ever that Heather Graham always wears a bikini. I mean, here she is doing yoga, in a bikini.
No doubt we've all loved seeing Britney Spears grinding it out on stage and in the gym, but one has to admit there is a certain joy that comes with her post-workout selfies. One might even say Instagram is at its hottest when Britney Spears shows off her hot post-workout body.
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