Yes, I'm about to make a pretty bold statement and I'm ready to stand by it. January Jones is the Queen of Instagram bikini pics. I know Instagram is full of bikini pics, but none do it better than January Jones.

While the idea of showering outside has been something I've been curious about, I've never had the opportunity or the guts to actually do it. Thank goodness Salma Hayek is braver than I am, because she makes showering outside look like the sexiest thing anyone could ever do.

There is nothing better than a full moon on a cloudless night. It shines bright - so bright you might even think it's day. Well, maybe not that bright, but bright enough that you could see Ireland Basinger-Baldwin climbing out of the water completely nude. Yeah, there's nothing better than that moon.

From my limited understanding of cowboy wear, the chaps are worn over your pants and meant to help keep them clean and prevent rocks or other objects from injuring you as you ride. Also, they just look cool as hell. But I have to say that I think Candice Swanepoel may not be wearing them correctly - but she is totally making it work.

You have no idea how badly I want to protest Katrina Bowden. How much I want to swear off talking about her, thinking about her, or even looking at her Instagram feed until she does a nude scene. But there is no way in hell I'm that strong. Katrina Bowden is just sooooooo damn sexy, it's unreal.

People have been tossing around the phrase "Food Porn" to basically be anything related to pictures of food on social media. But that's not really food porn, that's just pictures of buffets. If you want some real food porn, then you better grab some napkins and sporks and head over to Chris Applebaum's Instagram account.

It's not fair, Elizabeth Hurley. It's not fair to all the other Instagram users, Instagram watchers, and casual Instagram fans. Every single time you put on a bikini or sexy one-piece bathing suit, it's not fair to all the others who want to do the same. You are just way, way, way hotter than all the rest. Stop it, Elizabeth Hurley - just stop it.

Overalls - I can't pull them off. No matter how I try them, no matter what is on underneath them, it's just not the look for me. I can't pull them off. And that's typical. There is one style of clothing that, no matter how hard we try, we can't pull off. Unless you're Aubrey O'Day - then there is no such thing as a bathing suit that isn't sexy.

If you think about it, all surprises are unexpected. If you knew what was going on, then it wouldn't be a surprise. Yet, we use the phrase "unexpected surprise" all the time and no one has a problem with it. It's always kind of bugged me until I saw Cara Delevingne flash her boob on Instagram. That was a totally unexpected surprise.

From what I've heard, most green rooms on talk shows have, like, drinks and snacks, but Chelsea Handler's show has something a little more extraordinary. Yes, if you are Kate Beckinsale, then you get to hold onto Chelsea Handler's boobs while she goes up and down, up and down, up and down.

While many of us love to start the day with a hot cup of coffee, Jewel Staite in a bikini has almost the same effect. Though, when you combine the two, it makes for one hell of a wake-up. The best part of waking up is Jewel Staite in a bikini holding a cup.

If you've been paying attention to Julianne Hough's Instagram feed - and who wasn't been paying attention to that from the very beginning? - you've probably noticed she's been sporting more bikinis than normal. While we all love her in her workout and yoga gear, but I'm kind of getting used to her constantly in a bikini. Anyway, can we keep this up?

Wow. Just wow. I'm really not sure what else there is to say about Gina Rodriguez in this bikini. I'm pretty much at a loss for words with this one, guys. So, please forgive me, and just stare at this Instagram for as long as you want.

Everyone enjoys a good board game every now and again. Of course, that is until one person starts losing and complaining, someone else is cheating, and the person winning begins to pretend not to gloat about being so awesome at winning, start to make board games kind of boring. Really my main gripe with board games is the lack of Olivia Munn in bikinis most of them are missing.

Water is wet, the sky is blue, and Ariel Winter is hands down wearing one of the sexiest bikinis she's every put on. These things are just facts - we can't argue them. They are true statements that can never be disproved in any way, shape, or form. Though, probably the truest of all those facts is Ariel Winter's complete and utter hotness in that bikini.