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You get one big boobed brunette (India Reynolds) sharing her thoughts and opinions on ninety-nine other brunettes (celebrities, models, socialites, etc), and before you know it, everything you see is brown–or rather, very many shades of brown, from chestnut and auburn to mahogany and chocolate. We’re just happy they didn’t call this “100 Shades of Brunette.”
You could check out the 2013 Hot Shots calendar, but the final product will likely show the girls looking like badass military pin-ups. If you want to see Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Sam Cooke, Kelly Hall, and Emily O’Hara running around topless irresponsibly pointing guns all over the place with silly looks on their faces, you should check out these behind-the-scenes photos.
Since we’re American and we seldom use terms like “rude” to describe sexual naughtiness, our idea of Very Rude Pics involves Holly Peers cutting in line, laughing at others’ misfortune, not holding the door for people, and stealing from the elderly. Thank goodness this is a fetish-heavy shoot with lots of latex and whipping. That’s the kind of rudeness we can get behind.
In her latest shoot with Nuts, India Reynolds talks about hanging with her gal pals, boozing, and causing mayhem. She says she smashed her phone recently, fell down some stairs when she was drunk, and has been raising such a ruckus at a shoot that the photographer had to scold her. Oh, sure, it’s all innocent fun now, but soon India will be robbing liquor stores, and then what?
Hard as it is to believe, fall has fallen upon us, and it’s only a hop, skip, and a jump to the beginning of 2013 (er, assuming the Mayans were wrong). And you know what that means: it’s time to pick out your next topless calendar!
When Christian figures denounced the “Harry Potter” series and warned that it would encourage the youth to start experimenting with witchcraft, we thought they were talking crazy. But look at these lad mag babes with their ouija boards, crystals, pentagrams, and big naked tits: the Potter influence is more powerful than those book burners ever imagined and we love it.
Holly Peers is pissed about the stereotype that women in the sex and fashion industries are catty bitches who hate one another. She’s joined forces with India Reynolds, Emma Glover, and Nicole Neal to dispel that myth once and for all. I mean, look at these ladies. They assist each other with their clothing, they hold one another up, they give each other back-rubs when they’re feeling worn out … damn, they even assist the photographer with fancy old fashioned cameras!
No, that’s not the title of a recently unearthed Philip K. Dick novel, it’s a genuine question. Nuts just put out their Naked Issue, in which lad mag girls must hide their bottom parts with clever poses and obstacles instead of underwear, and as much as we enjoy the sight of bare thighs and hip bones, we can’t help but wonder how they feel.
Although to be fair, we’d love India Reynolds’ boobs in any season. But they look especially lovely when paired with a colorful array of springtime flora. Everything’s in bloom and it’s a beautiful sight!
Rosie Jones, India Reynolds, Sabine, and Lacey Banghard dressed up like superheroes and then showed their boobs: that part we understand, and we expect. However, we didn’t anticipate the fact that these lad mag babes actually have the proportions of female comic book characters! The fakeness is so realistic!
And India Reynolds is the midwife who has helped bring them into the smutty, dirty, British world of lad mag stardom. Their names are Gracie Lewis, Nicole Neal, Rosie O’Brian, Paige Tyler, and Jess Kingham; learn them well, for they will be visiting you in your dreams and you should try to make a good impression!
Why, look! Here’s Emma, Rhian, Holly, Lacey, Lucy, India, Rosie, and their friends ringing in every month of 2012 with a heaping helping of boobie. Each lovely lady espouses on the favorite parts of her chosen month — but our favorite parts are still those that made ‘em famous. As
Hey, Sophie Reade! What should we get our girlfriends and wives this year? “Underwear. It’s very intimate and if you get all the sizes right, it makes you look very attentive.” Really? Maybe we should ask some of the other girls… Emma Frain, thank goodness you’re here. Do you have
Get it? Because boobs are called guns, and they’re also holding guns! We’d laugh, but the fact that we can say “guns” and you think “boobs” shows how deep rooted the military-lad mag complex is. You’ve never heard of the military-lag mag complex? It’s sinister. Eisenhower saw this kind of
Why do lad mags demand so much from their models? Look here: you can see Emma Glover shift her center of gravity in order to lift Sophie’s neutron star-sized boob. Is her struggle supposed to excite us? (It kind of does.) But that doesn’t mean we’re sadists or anything like
India Reynolds wants you to be aware that sun protection is very important, and she’s willing to put in the legwork to make sure you’re safe this summer. She’s even taken it upon herself to demonstrate how to apply “sun cream.” We can’t figure out who India’s friend is, but
Probably no—but these two recent photos are so close to being fully nude, we can’t help but wonder. Well, wonder, and imagine what’d be like to enjoy a magazine full of Front-caliber models, Front-style attitude, and copious vulva shots. (We’re pretty sure it would be awesome.) · Front (frontarmy.com)
Back in the halcyon days of our youth, TV was populated with such culture-enriching gems as “When Animals Attack” and “Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?” Unfortunately, there was one program that even the risk takers at Fox weren’t willing to bring to the masses: and thus, “When Breasts Escape” ended
