Who says that kids are the only ones who like to connect the dots and color with in the lines? Certainly not us–why, just the other day, we passed an afternoon with a very lovely Dora the Explorer activity book. But for those who wish that their coloring books were a little more, ahem, adult…well, allow us to present the Eroticolor Sexual Activity Book.

What’s black and white and getting us us hot and bothered? The illustrated smut featured on Apollonia Saintclair’s Tumblr, where humble pen and ink is transformed into breathtaking sexy art work.

As we know, pussies come in an infinite variety of contours and shapes — and they’re beautiful, every one. The delicate line drawings of Quim (that’s cheeky British slang for vag!) Portraits capture their intricacies in a straightforward — and really, really cute — form.

How much does Norwegian artist Steingrim Veum love orgies? So much that he’s penned fifteen separate illustrations celebrating the erotic group sport, with masturbation, double penetration, voyeurism, cunnilingus, fellatio, and whatever you call the act of splooging on a window pane joyously commemorated in line art. Do you think he

In the weeks since Pippa Middleton became a household name, we’ve seen her bra, her boobs, and her panties. But somehow, none of that compares to seeing her dolled up as a beautiful fawn, peeing in the woods for all the forest to see. According to artist Alexsandro Palombo, this

We like to think that the word horny is derived from the horns of the randy satyrs who roamed the imaginations of ancient poets, looking for young lasses to ravish in the tall grasses of lush meadows. (To be clear: it’s not, we just like to think that it is.)

And speaking of Kate Winslet’s boobs: a drawing of said famous assets—the one that appeared in “Titanic”—was auctioned off this weekend, with a predicted sale price of £10,000. Why so high? Well, in addition to being a naked picture of a beautiful famous lady, and a prop in a wildly

Did American Apparel’s charcoal illustrations have you longing to see their clothes (and half naked models) rendered in other media? Well, either way, say hello to this brand new watercolor ad from the house of Dov Charney. True, it feels a bit like someone’s tarted up senior year portrait (or

We could be mistaken, but we’re pretty sure that this American Apparel ad is the first since Sasha Grey’s to feature pubic hair. Although, since this one is a line drawing, and not Sasha Grey, it’s a little less sexy. But hey: if it inspires some of their models to

So you’ve ridden Justine Joli and Sasha Grey, and now you’d like to give something a little more anime a try? No need to set sail for Japan: we’ve got the boards you want right here. (Here being the UK.) · Milo Minara Strip Decks (addict.co.uk, via Front Magazine)

During her short career, Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya has racked up many an honors: she’s been crowned Best New Starlet by multiple outlets, won Fleshbot’s Extreme Pornstar Showdown, and, of course, was voted Supreme Commandress by you, the people. And now, with the help of our favoritest church of them

What drives Brazilian illustrator Von Victor? From the looks of his portfolio, we’d have to say girls, girls, sex, kink, and more girls—just like us! And, just to prove that he’s a kindred spirit, his homepage offers a direct link to pervy pleasures, in the form of his PornArts portfolio.

Looks like someone cashed in her karma points: Savita Bhabhi has finally returned to us with the help of the French and a little-known form of media called books. Even though the Indian government isn’t too keen on the mellifluous MILF, French publisher Editions Blanche felt the horny housewife would

The more of these we see, the more we validate our unhealthy obsession with Jessica Rabbit. Compared to the other two, this one may seem a little more simple to cartoonify, but you have to admire that glistening skin. That’s damn good attention to detail. And it really makes us

Our homies over at Digital Playground have bestowed another page from their 2010 calendar upon us. This time, we have Riley Steele in a winter wonderland. (If only War Machine were here to keep her warm…) Whether or not you’re into animated babes, you can’t deny how clever this idea

Sure, everyone and their mother is putting out a sexy 2010 calendar. So what makes Digital Playground’s different? Well, for one, it’s one of the few that we actually want to buy. Instead of simply reusing stills from their movies, Digital Playground went the distance and hired artist Amy Matthews

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson’s nipples look like? We haven’t. And yet now we know. In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a “MILK—a Mom I’d Like to Know.” It’s just

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of “The Simpsons,” Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November’s Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. Our question (besides whether Marge is a natural bluehead): should we feel sadder for Hugh Hefner or Matt Groening? · Ay,

‘Jem and the Holograms‘ is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? You know what? Forget Rio, that two-timing jerk who was dating both Jem and Jerrica. There’s nothing we want to see

It was just over two years ago that we first said hello to Savita Bhabhi, India’s first ever pornstar (albeit, one who existed in illustrated form only). Now, alas, her fans must say goodbye to the desperate Indian housewife. What was it that felled the buxom, bored housewife? Nothing more