We NY City dwellers are in the midst of a heat wave. We’re prone to be a complainey sort of people, yes, but maybe if we had a dude who was rabidly devoted to getting off our collective pussy we would be a lot calmer. Especially with ice involved.

A couple years ago, we read something about upscale Russian restaurants installing gold plated toilets. Since then, we’ve had this idea that only Russians can truly appreciate decadence and extravagance. This photoshoot from XXL Magazine seems to support that idea. What’s that saying? “Champagne for my real friends, really hot

That’s not to say she approves of all rough sex moves—for one, she doesn’t enjoy anyone’s hands on her throat. She does however, enjoy icy nipples. Ms. Theron is very particular about sex being both brutish and sensual. Hey, she can have it any way she wants: she’s Charlize Theron.