Granted, Scarlett Johansson in a skintight cat suit is a pretty compelling reason to do, well, anything. We hope this poster signals a return to the spotlight for Ms. Johansson, and not just a very sexy blip on the radar. · Via Yuhmm (yuhmm.com)

We’re used to seeing pornstars enlisted to promote mainstream products…but here we have a couple of rappers making a music video that promotes a porn (specifically the Erica McLean/Carlos Batts pornstravaganza “Alice.”) Wow, it really is a magical movie. (youtube.com)

In what’s either a complete hoax or one of the best marketing moves of the year, porn newcomer Mallory Rae Murphy is claiming that her first scene—shot July 24 with Evan Stone—was also her first time having sex. As the story goes, Mallory was a poorly paid legal assistant (and,

With all the hype around “Terminator 4″‘s deleted topless scene, we were pretty stoked to get our hands on the unrated version of the flick—and finally get to see Moon Bloodgood‘s goodies. Unfortunately, it turns out there was more hype than, well, actual nudity. Yes, Moon sheds her top, and

German lingerie retailer Liaison Dangereuse firmly believes that women the world over have an inalienable right to sexiness—particularly sexiness of the lingerie-enhanced kind. After watching this video, we couldn’t agree more. Sure, getting that sexy bra and panty set might not be quite as important as the right to vote,

Think that the sports in “Sporty Girls” are just for show? You clearly haven’t seen Sadie West playing soccer. (elegantangel.com)

Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. Sounds interesting, really—but perhaps we’d all be better off using aphrodisiacs that don’t

There comes a time in our lives when we must ask ourselves what it is we’re willing to fight for. The Tekken girls, it seems, will fight for shoes, crimping irons, and iPhones (while scantily clad, to boot). After watching this video a few hundred times, we’ve finally figured out

We sure hope the Jamieson’s Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. The Foundry, the advertising agency that skankified the classic character, said they “challenged the consumer’s notion of what this beer was,” and we couldn’t agree with

In an effort to fight breast cancer, Pink Ribbon Magazine would like to remind us what we’re fighting for. So here’s an intimate look at (and charming poem about) two citizens of the Boob Nation. (adsoftheworld.com)

Kelly Brook would very much like you to buy some Ralph Lauren lingerie—and to prove it, she’s willing to strip down to her, ahem, bare essentials. Its nice and all, but you know what would really persuade us? A little bit of nipple. What do you say, Kelly? After all,

YouTube’s long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they’ve gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube’s war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video…that raises awareness about breast cancer. Yes, it’s true, the video does feel like some 80′s teensploitation pool

Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia’s 28th Graphic Arts Biennial…wait, that’s what you’re advertising, too? You really know your audience, don’t you. · In case you missed the copy down there in

Just how hot is MIA’s HOT lingerie? Apparently somewhere in the range of 85-95 degrees Fahrenheit—at least if we’re to believe this ad. The ad wouldn’t mislead us, right? (adland.tv, via AdRants)

For those who pay for porn (we’re traveling in purely theoretical realms here), Pink Visual‘s version of “Cash for Clunkers” is pretty funny: Simply give up your old porn website membership and get a huge discount on a new one. Imagine, if you will, all those couples cruising around parking

Does sex sell? We’re pretty sure the answer is yes—but we still enjoyed browsing through this collection of sexy ads to see if any of them put us in the mood to, uh, buy. (creativebits.org)

Is the CW feeling threatened by all the bare skin on premium cable? That’s the only explanation we can come up with for these next-to-naked ads. If only they were an indication of what actually happens on the show. Sara Paxton ‘The Beautiful Life’ Stars Get Naked for New Ads

Remember Meg Ryan’s infamous orgasm scene from “When Harry Met Sally”? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty…and you’ve pretty much got Virgin Media‘s latest ad spot for their 50 “Meg” broadband service. (Get it?)

The similarities between Kat Von D and Joanna Angel are numerous—and with the porn parody train keeping keeping on, it was only a matter of time before those similarities led to a bonadfide “LA Ink” parody porn. Did the Burning Angel crew master the minutia of “LA Ink”? You tell

Is your boudoir decor in need of an upgrade? Nothing says classy and sexy quite like vintage porn posters. View a fine selection of erotic film advertisements over at the Examiner (and then buy one from the Erotic Heritage Museum). · Sexy Art (examiner.com) · Erotic Heritage Museum (eroticheritagemuseum.com)