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In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Lovely attitude toward the cleaning staff, dude...
The Eagles once famously sang about a hotel in California that you could check out of, but you could never leave. While that’s a cautionary tale, if that hotel included a topless Ashley Benson I have a feeling no one would want to check out.
You can check out anytime you like but why would you?
When you're next in a hotel, you may want to ring room service and see if they'll send a hot babe in her underwear to your room to sit on your face.
It's kind of like surfing, but a dildo's your board and your ass is the sea. So... catch a wave!
There's that saying about too many cooks in the kitchen, but we think sometimes the more the merrier. We like our fuckdishes with extra spice.
Okay, we know lamenting about summer's end is getting old. So we'll now herald the early autumn with open arms, and an open spirit to taking mini vacays whenever we can. Because hittin' the open road and taking in some new sights is always refreshing. And hotel sex is always the hottest.
We know we're basically just around the corner from full-blown summertime, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the joys of spring break (and already overquoted James Franco characters) just a little longer. Our enthusiasm is ever amplified when the celebrations involve tanlines and cumshots.
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