It might not be the traditional choice, but it holds the audience quite well, gives them the same number of goosebumps, and won’t give them the nightmares the ghost stories usually produce. If someone hears a raccoon rustling through the garbage, they won’t mistake it for a murderer with a rusty hook hand, they’ll think it’s just Aleksa Nicole looking for a dick to suck–she’s the Tooth Fairy of deep tissue massages!

So we’ve often touted the glories of POV porn, but we’re not sure we’ve encountered a point of view we more crave to be our own than this. Because if this were our perspective, not only would we have Dani Daniels working our stuff down below, but we’d have all the gorgeousness and squeezetastic allure of Holly Michaels breasts all to ourselves up above. Nary a moment would go by where we weren’t fondling, caressing, or roughly slapping these puppies — regardless of circumstance. Girl, we don’t know how you manage to tweet with them things around. We’ve got mad respect that you can carry on your business without squeezing up on yourself all the livelong day. We would. Or maybe you’re just better at multitasking?

Phew! Holly Michaels and Lia Lor, you’re almost wearing us out. You’ve got so many parts to lick, suck, and rub upon each other it’s hard to keep up! But we’ve got mad respect for you two, because everyone knows it’s wasteful not to use every part of the babe.

So you’re worried about your rent going up when you renew the lease, these things happen. All you need to do is put a little polite pressure on your landlord; have Jesse Jane press her breast against his thigh as she crawls across his lap, and not only will your rent stay the same, but you might even get free utilities!

The people behind Digital Sin and Mypheduh Films have teamed up to create a new line called Pure Passion, and this their first film. It’s a smart move! There’s no better way to introduce yourself to the world than by saying, “Hey, I brought you a bunch of steamy, melty, moody sex.” That’s better than showing up with brownies.

Don’t be alarmed that there is a lot of kissing in this movie. All the kissing is really hard, like the type one does when all the other erectile organs are occupied. Seduction, featuring Kristina Rose Studio: Elegant Angel Director: Mason Starring: Asa Akira, Kristina Rose, Misty Stone, Alexis Texas,

And with that, human dread may vanish. None will fear death knowing that the world beyond is a garden filled with comfy couches, baby oil fountains, and Jada Stevens’s perfect butt. Afterlife? More like ass-terlife! Members of the “Church of Bootyism” spend every weekend making sure their various naughty parts

It’s just like the Miss America pageant, except there are no questions, no swimsuit competition, no evening wear portion, and everyone has the same talent: finding the nearest guy and making him take a strap-on to the ass. This is a timeless tradition, an American institution dreamed up by the

Puppies: not the first word we would use to describe pornstars with voracious appetites for cock, but hey, to each her own! We’re not here to debate semantics, we’re here to discuss Jules Jordan’s latest batch of babes who see cocks and instantly feel that puppy lust creeping up inside.

Before fitness-conscious Holly Michaels gets her trainer to help her with her glutes, she works up a healthy sweat on freeweights and the punching bag. No sports bra, either, but we’re pretty sure her breasts will stay that firm forever. This POV outing does not seem up to par with