We know, Christmas is over and you want absolutely nothing to do with it for another eleven months. That’s cool. We empathize with that. However, you can’t just ignore Micaela Schaefer’s holiday angel outfit with the pink wings and the monokini. If you don’t ogle this angel, it will retroactively ruin her Christmas.
Remember when Christmas was about spending time with family and friends, sharing good food, and exchanging gifts? Now those traditions are just the boring fluff you have to wade through in order to have nasty sex in red and white fuzz. So, invite grandma? Don’t invite grandma? It’s a tough call.
Upset that you didn’t take advantage of all the internet’s sweet deals on Cyber Monday? Dry those tears, pervert, we have you covered. Our online porn store is offering fat discounts on many DVDs (even new releases) and even fatter discounts when you order three or four items at once. Not sure what to buy? Check out some of our favorites.
Last year, Front TV had not one but two different videos starring Sabine, and she was wearing werewolf masks, summoning evil spirits, getting caught by doppelganger demons in the mirror, and showing her tits. Now Front TV has cut everything but the tits. It’s pretty badass, but you know, it ain’t scary.
Since Halloween has been transformed from a spooky holiday into a slutty holiday, we thought we’d celebrate this special time of year by looking at the spot where fear meets fapping. Be sure to keep this stuff in mind the next time you book a romantic getaway at a cabin in the middle of the haunted woods where people mysteriously disappear.
It’s May, and that means it’s also National Masturbation Month! We like to spend this month thinking about how important masturbation is as an emblem of self-love, personal exploration, and safe sex; we also like to watch videos of women masturbating, and that’s what we’re going to do right now (and pay attention, because you will be tested).
Maria Fowler is no stranger to accidental nudity. In fact, you might say she’s a seasoned professional of the nip and underwear slip! It seems she’s come to embrace that fact and she’s kicking off this month with a holiday-appropriate peek at her panties. We can’t but wonder why she
You don’t want to dress up and go out this weekend? We can respect that. And even though you’re missing all the slutty costumes and drunken haunted house hook-ups, you can still find something to go bump in your night. And we’re not saying you should lie around all weekend
This One World Orgasm business sounds like some Illuminati plot with the sexy turned up to eleven, but it’s actually a thirteen year-old holiday during which participants synchronize their positively-charged climax vibes and send them out to the universe. And it’s happening right now! Quick, orgasm! The event’s creator and
It’s the biggest national holiday in France, so we’re rolling out a big ol’ list of French pornstars who have touched our lives in meaningful ways (you know, like Lafayette, but with smut instead of military support). Basically, we’re hoping to cozy up to these hotties by impressing them with
It has come to our attention that today is International Kissing Day, a holiday started in the UK to celebrate the pleasure of kissing for kissing’s sake—and we, for one, can’t wait to start celebrating. Now, we know we’re usually associated with action a little more hardcore than simple smooching—but
We’ll be honest with you guys, we’re too lazy to go out to the Puerto Rican Day Parade on Sunday. Instead, we’re going to have our own little parade with Puerto Rican pornstars! We figured you might enjoy it as well. We know we already did the Gina Lynn Friday
Dear readers, Happy Masturbation Month! It’s not like you need an excuse to fap it, but it’s nice to know that your manual manipulation habits are season appropriate. Anyhow, we thought we’d help you out with a quick list of our favorite masturbation aids! If we may take a moment
There is, unfortunately, no kissing of the Blarney Stone(s) that the title of this video so cleverly refers to. We’re impressed with the speed of this video’s appearance; personally, we usually bask in our post-coital bliss a little longer. However, we suppose that’s it’s always the “post-holiday moment you congratulate
We’ve reached the end of our redhead trilogy, and we’re going to finish with a blast of Ashli Orion and Sierra Skye. Why? Because their luscious red locks remind us that the sun will set on this beautiful, boozy day. We know Ashli Orion has done lots of amazing work
“Kiss my Blarney Stones,” said Christian to Paris Kennedy. She started slurping on his balls, assuming that’s what he meant, but slowly, she felt compelled to eat his asshole. Aye, this beautiful redhead is blessed with the Gift of Rimming. Also: Nicki Hunter fucks Tom Byron’s brains out! The second
How much do we love Tom Byron Pictures? We were wondering what to do for St. Patrick’s Day, when all of a sudden, they send tons of galleries of gorgeous redheads. First up: Ashlyn Rae, Charlie Ann, and Lexi Brooks. Because, sadly, so many of us are either too cheap
Whoa, did you wait until today to buy presents for Valentine’s Day? Don’t sweat it, everyone does. That’s why we’re here to suggest some of our favorite frisky items for this (forcibly) romance-filled weekend! You know, if you play your cards right, you can use this last minute business to