Tis the season for giving, is it not? (Actually, we believe that every season is the season for giving, but that’s just us.) Accordingly so, Gamelink is offering fatty deals this month so you can shower your loved ones with all of the porn, massage oils, and bondage starter kits they’ve ever wanted. Mistletoe has officially been dethroned as the holiday matchmaker.

If it’s the fourth Thursday in November (and it is!), it must be time to count your blessings. Curious to know what ours are? Read on.

Oh damn, it’s election day! Unless you live in a swing state, you probably feel a bit helpless right now, and you’re wondering what you can actually do to ensure the future of your country. Real talk: you can’t do a thing, but you most certainly can prepare for election night by stocking up on smut. No matter who wins, we have you covered!

We just wanted to remind you that October 21st (this Sunday) is Fisting Day! We’ll definitely be doing it big here at Fleshbot, so if you feel like getting into the swing of the season, please do check us out.

It’s the Fourth of July, it’s Independence Day, the United States of America is 236 years-old and she is a straight-up MILF. Today, people are using their day off to bask in the glory of a hot American summer, and there’s no better place to do that than the beach. We thought we’d join them with a big ol’ post about babes, bikinis, and other kinds of shore-based sexiness we find from sea to shining sea.

We’ve posted several hardcore celebrations of Valentine’s Day today…but what if you happen to be (gasp!) anti-Valentine’s Day? Well, we’ve got just the video for you: Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has teamed up with Skin Diamond and Ramon Nomar to offer the world a very anti-VDay threeway…which, we have to say, is probably just as hot even if you happen to believe in true love, flowers, and all that other sentimental Hallmark stuff.

It’s Valentine’s Day and it’s a Tuesday, and if you’re like us, you are probably not on the ball right now. It’s cool though! Here are some things you can pick up on the way home, or if worst comes to worst, things you can have delivered by the weekend. (Because honestly, it’s a fucking Tuesday. Can’t we just reschedule this for Saturday?)

Hard as it is to believe, Valentine’s Day is but a week away. And if, like us, you’re still scrambling to find appropriately unique and loving gifts for each and every member of your admiring harem–well, we’ve got the gift idea to end all gift ideas. This year, why not

Hey, Sophie Reade! What should we get our girlfriends and wives this year? “Underwear. It’s very intimate and if you get all the sizes right, it makes you look very attentive.” Really? Maybe we should ask some of the other girls… Emma Frain, thank goodness you’re here. Do you have

We don’t care what you’re doing this December, but we bet it involves giving someone else presents. Did you know that both Phil Spector and Jimmy Buffett were born on December 25th? Weird, right? That’s as good a reason as any for buying your sweetheart a new vibrator! Of course,

The turkey (or, in Lux’s case, vegan celebration roast) is in the oven, the mashed potatoes are almost done…and it’s time to sit back, relax, and get ready to express some gratitude. We here at Fleshbot have a lot of things to be thankful for—and on this day of gratitude,

Are your fingers limbered up? Are your orifices ready to be stretched? Are your eyeballs ready to ogle? We hope the answer to all of the above is yes, because we’re just a scant few weeks away from International Fisting Day, an unofficial holiday created by Jiz Lee and Courtney

We love how this all starts off with the application of some sunscreen. “Honey, will you do my back?” And then, suddenly, there is breast grabbing. Oh well, it’s a vacation, you might as well try some titfucking! Does anyone know why the camera was set up outside? We’re guessing

Too long has the titty had its topography hidden under the absolute tyranny of clothing! We are a people fully supportive of unsupported breasts, and we want you to see how badly these nipples want to escape and be seen by the whole world. We have to advocate for the

Did you know that Canada gained full independence from Great Britain in 1982? Crazy stuff, but when we think about all the incredibly sexy people that Canada has given the world, it makes us feel like America should’ve dealt with the Crown a little longer. We know its Independence Day

It’s graduation season, and co-eds everywhere are going out to face the real world as responsible young adults. We think it’s high time a few pornstars did the same thing! Too many women are still cast as teens, and we want them to graduate. But what will they call themselves

From the makers of “Horny Molly Loves Cum” comes this extremely late piece of St. Patrick’s Day pussy pleasing. However, what this this video lacks in punctuality, it more than makes up with length; get ready for some very involved shamrocking. Even though we’ve only seen two videos of this

Pierced nipples? Sex on the roof of a car? Bringing whipped cream to naughty picnics? Mosh and Bizarre Magazine are doing irreversible erotic damage to our perception of the beloved Easter Bunny. (And we like it.) While we’re on this topic, we’d like to ask: what gender do you envision

Well, it’s Valentine’s Day. Chances are, you’re probably going to have sex tonight and you’re probably going to want to make it special. We know we shouldn’t suggest this, but how about you emulate some super hot porn? Good. You clicked. You are intrigued by the idea of imitating porn