There are lots of things people say about blondes, but we can take or leave all that jazz. To us, flowing blonde tresses make us think of fairytale princesses with dragons for neighbors, beautiful and dainty as a butterfly, stuck up in their castle towers sighing out the window. We think it the happiest ending when Prince Charming comes — and then comes all over them. Now there’s a bedtime story!

Like the Elves disappearing into the West, it makes me just a little melancholy to watch a compilation called “Punk Rock ChiXXX Rule,” in which spiky-haired vixens like Rachel Rotten and Daisy Tanks fuck on squalid mattresses in rooms spraypainted with anarchy symbols.

Jesse is teaming up with Stoya and other ubermenschettes, devoting all of their energy to hardcore, lap-obliterating sex. Since plot is no longer a factor, they can afford to go totally Super Saiyan on some shlongs. Mick Blue faces a furious attack from the fannies of Breanne Benson and Jesse

Just in time for the Kentucky Derby, AJ Bailey and Hillary Scott are both “unbridled” from their limiting porn studio contracts as well as our expectations of what shaven blondes should do in a room together. Just to be clear, these re-released scenes of sapphic passion were shot five years

It’s like, she’s a pornstar, what did you expect? What could possibly be dirty about the way she interacts with the world? Is it dirty that she fucks two different guys and Lexi Love? We just thought she was giving. Maybe we’re simplifying this too much. In “Dirty Little Secrets,”

His name is Lee Stone, and he’s a wall of muscle and cock. If there were ever a man genetically designed to take a woman through a set of screaming orgasms, it would be this man right here. Ms. Scott’s screaming might not please every ear, but we’re see Lee

It’s not easy to bring a cartoon to life, and even harder to make a cartoon into parody porn, but Will Ryder and New Sensations managed to do both of these. The result is yabba dabba decent. The Flintstones – A XXX Parody Studio: New Sensations Director: Will Ryder Cast:

Michael Ninn directs his all-sex movies like Hieronymus Bosch staged his paintings; on the surface they seem like all hell’s breaking loose, but they are actually tautly-controlled scenes of heightened reality. Neo-Pornographia 2 Director: Michael Ninn Starring: Nicki Hunter, Jayna Oso, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Alicia Rhodes, Hillary Scott, Marco

The boys are back in ass, ready to stretch out some famous porn-holio sphincter in Jules Jordan’s backdoor sequel to the unfortunately overlooked original “Ass Stretchers POV.” This time he’s packed in wall to wall buttfucking beauties. Hillary Scott, Lisa Ann, Taryn Thomas, Amy Ried, Annette Schwarz, and Kristina Rose

Usually, these “A Day in the Life” articles capture the wholesome, responsible sides of our favorite pornstars. Hillary Scott’s day is slightly different: “The focal point of the day is scoring a bag of weed.” (Hustler Magazine) · Thumbnail via Glamour Models Gone Bad (pps.glamourtryouts.com)

Ask Philip Seymour Hoffman if he believes in second chances, and he’ll tell you they ‘re just an opportunity to make the same mistake twice. Personally, we believe in porno redemption—and apparently New Sensations does as well. No one likes to be patronized, shouted down by carnival barkers with promises,

It’s clear that acclaimed director Robby D is just fucking around in this five scene vignette release. But it involves Jesse Jane…so we don’t mind that at all. Quite the contrary, in fact. What do Jesse Jane, Hillary Scott, Cindy Hope, Jayden James, Angelina Ashe, and Madison Parker have in

So much of our lives is devoted to sex. Honestly, nothing can compare to the feeling of having sex with someone new, which is what tempts us to cheat in the first place. Nature is so cruel. When it comes to infidelity, that annoyingly common occurrence, we tend to look

For some, the word “forbidden” conjures up an illicit orgy of unacceptable images: bestiality, children, scat, golden showers, rape, and snuff. Lucky for us, Wicked Pictures contract star Stormy Daniels has a much more playful definition in mind. Stormy Daniels’s definition of the word seems to involve the most banal

One of the unlikeliest niches, that of sex culminating in ropey volleys lobbed across the cosmetic (rarely prescription) eyewear of pornstresses, has made it to a second edition just in time for Christmas! Could “The Golden Compass” do that? No. We’re all guardedly unapologetic about liking porn (for example, many

So rarely in porn do we venture into the world of personal trainers and home badminton courts that we forget the affluent have sex, too. The subtext of “Sporty Girls 3″ is that all women are pink beneath their whites. This movie is exceptionally well shot by William H. and

Global Air’s ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won’t let Global forget it! So Global’s flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. Flight Attendants Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve Director: Will Ryder Cast: Kayden Kross,

As a general rule, we can take or leave organized sports (except for “indoor sports,” yukyuk). Sporty girls, however, are the creamy peanut butter to our sweet, tangy jelly (or maybe it’s the other way around?). Elegant Angel has some lovely pictures of the cast of the latest installment of

It wasn’t too long ago that all sexy women were unshaven, so it is especially important for a title like this that these women also be brazen. Because if you read Cosmo, you know that Hairy Ladies Need An Edge. Brazen And Unshaven Studio: Pink Visual Director: various Cast: Maria

The cover of “Icon” informs us of two very important things. The first is that Hillary Scott is “just a girl with a dream”–what, precisely, that dream is is not explained, but we suspect that it has something to do with cocks. Secondly, the cover informs us that an icon