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We Finally Get Around To Watching “Debbie Does Dallas” (And Are Cheerful We Did)

Whether you’re a student of guerilla filmmaking in the 70′s or just a fan of pubes and pasty Brooklyn women, the 30th anniversary edition of “Debbie Does Dallas” is indeed special.

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Porn For Oil: “Dallas XXX”

You don’t have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of “Dallas XXX.” In fact, I think this one is better.

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"The Graduate XXX" Could Use A Few More Years Of Schooling

"The Graduate XXX" Could Use A Few More Years Of Schooling

You know, our assessment that this movie “will Garfunkel your Simon” was a bit hastily made. “The Graduate XXX” is definitely an impressive movie, and it delivers more than its share of arousing action, but overall, it’s a disappointment. (Kind of like most college graduates these days. Zing!) The Graduate

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Nobody Pulls Off Timberland Boots Like Carmen Luvana

Nobody Pulls Off Timberland Boots Like Carmen Luvana

Carmen Luvana is a classy lady, and we’ve seen her wear all kinds of outfits, but she always seems most comfortable with some big ol’ Timberland boots on her feet. Look how eagerly she lifts her pussy to Herschel’s mouth! That’s some rugged confidence right there. We imagine that these

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"The Graduate XXX" Is Definitely Trying To Seduce Us

"The Graduate XXX" Is Definitely Trying To Seduce Us

One of the coolest parts about this upcoming Paul Thomas parody is that they went so far as to parody the iconic soundtrack to “The Graduate.” That means we can comfortably use the phrase, “This movie will Garfunkel your Simon.” From what we can tell by flipping through the pictures

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"This Ain’t Fox News XXX" Ain’t As Sleazy As The Real Thing

Combining cable news and hardcore pornography? That right there is what you’d call a mixed menace. Unfortunately, “This Ain’t Fox News XXX” is less than the sum of its parts, and we end up with weak porn about surprisingly un-evil personalities. This Ain’t Fox News XXX Studio: Hustler Director: Stuart

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The "Filthy Family" Is Somewhere Between An Actual Family And A Sex Cult

The "Filthy Family" Is Somewhere Between An Actual Family And A Sex Cult

Sure, they support each other and bicker like a real family, but they’re all technically step-relatives. Maybe that’s just a plot device to prevent incestuous feelings from creeping up. Or maybe they’re really all part of a suburban sex cult. Julia Ann, the high priestess stepmother of the clan, doesn’t

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Jessica Drake Goes Cub Hunting In "3 Days In June"

Jessica Drake Goes Cub Hunting In "3 Days In June"

Dane Cross is a victim of his own success. After winning every award for hot new stud of 2010, he’s getting used by all the hottest chicks for a quick pump & dump. Chicks like jessica drake. Poor Dane. It’s so bad for baby Dane that when jessica drake directs

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Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In “Cougar 101″

Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They’ve even “enlisted” the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things. Sure, it’s an interesting gimmick to set-up a cougar hunt, but really, it’s completely unnecessary.

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I Want To Go To There: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"

I Want To Go To There: "30 Rock – A XXX Parody"

As devoted fans of both “30 Rock” and the pornographic arts, we were rather excited for the release of “30 Rock – A XXX Parody.” Well, excited and scared. We’ve witnessed enough parody disasters to know what could go wrong. “30 Rock – A XXX Parody” is not an unparalleled

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A Day With Mika Tan Is A Good Day Indeed

We’ve always had a soft spot hard spot place in our hearts for Mika Tan, who’s adorable antics (like her crusade against shoulder stink) are matched only by her talented fuckstyle. Really, we could watch Mika do just about anything—but watching her getting banged by Herschel Savage is especially nice.

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Sasha Grey In "Throat: A Cautionary Tale"

Sasha Grey In "Throat: A Cautionary Tale"

Like he did with “Faithless” earlier this year, Paul Thomas has made an excellent porn movie that doesn’t skimp on the love or the anger in this new-world (and New Testament!) version of “Deep Throat.” Throat: A Cautionary Tale Studio: Vivid Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Tom

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Kirra Lynne Just Wants My Attention

Kirra Lynne Just Wants My Attention

Nina Hartley may have won this year’s Best Non-Sex Performance AVN Award, but I am aggressively campaigning for next year’s trophy for my tender, nuanced work with Kira Lynne in a provocative new film. The producers of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Daughter 2” knew that only I

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Don’t Know Much About A Science Book: “Naughty Bookworms”

Herschel Savage is prying apart the petals of the wrong kind of flower entirely if he really wants to learn about photosynthesis. And he’s getting in the way of the light, too. His zeal in his quest for knowledge is admirable, but if he doesn’t back up a little and

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AVN Award Contenders: jessica drake In “Fallen”

Buzz around the swank cocaine-upholstered offices of Hollywood agents was that Wicked’s angel pic “Fallen” was being pitched as “It’s A Wonderful Life”-meets-”Wings of Desire”-meets a faceful of xup. Read our review after the gap. . . . Fallen Studio: Wicked Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: jessica drake, Jenna Haze, Brad

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Pornic Voices: Ashley Blue in “Girlvert 16″

“I am going to take your fat, hairy balls in my ass because I like money,” says Ashley Blue in “Girlvert 16″, which I thought at first was a case of mistaken packaging. Who would expect from the boxcover the gripping family drama contained on the disc? Especially since Blue’s

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Popshots Of The Week: Doppelganger Edition

This was a week in which people reminded us of other people. And as long as those people were sexy vampires, we were just fine with it. Above, Caroline Pierce and Aiden Starr share a moment at a pre-Halloween bash. Either that or they always dress that way, and that’s

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The Unkindest Cut: jessica drake in “Delilah”

Other than the works of Shakespeare, I suppose, there is no more fertile place to mine stories than the Bible. Even for porn. Of course, any pornographer going to that bestseller for plots runs the risk of seeming precious, self important. Then again, if we have learned anything in our

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