If you’ve ever watched Japanese porn (and I know many of you have, because it’s awesome), you’ll notice that the one thing that makes it Japanese (other than the whimpery sex sounds, the full bushes and, well, Japanese performers) is the mosaic-ing of crotches.

Advances in animation technology in America only manifest themselves in high-end movies aimed at youngsters (and the young at heart), but in Japan, they’ve been busy taking hentai to a whole new level. This is Umemaro 3D: we don’t know exactly where it came from or who started doing it, but now we have enormous-breasted babes begging us to ejaculate more. We’re pretty excited about this.

We generally focus on flesh and blood people doing naughty things, but every now and then, we like to see how the art world gets frisky. Naturally, any sensible discussion about art and sex turns to the discussion of erotic animation, so tonight we’re setting our sights on one of the world’s most popular art forms: hentai!

Most of the animated gifs that we post here are animated in that they’re, you know, a series of moving pictures. This one is animated in that way, too…but it’s also a clip of some actual animation. You know, as in moving drawings. Dirty moving drawings. Who can say what

Is it rape if you’ve been hypnotized? What about if your professor promises you he loves you? “Like A Virgin,” this latest dispatch from blushing Japan, deals with these subjects and more and-hai!-verifies poor Aya’s virginity. When the aliens come-and they will-to find only these manga DVDs, what will they

In “Cougar Time,” Miss Miyumi falls prey to a hypnotist who informs her that she is irresistibly attracted to sucking his cock. Not only is this a cartoon, but why isn’t this possible in real life? Carrying the disconcerting tagline “Great pussy doesn’t age,” this series of overdubbed and unrelated

I live within feet of the world’s richest vein (ahem) of pornstresses, and I know that a large percentage of them have a blunted attitude toward sex, despite depictions otherwise. I keep this in mind when watching rape-happy Japanese porn. Titty Titty Bang Bang! Studio: Adult Source Media Director: Wendy

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson’s nipples look like? We haven’t. And yet now we know. In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a “MILK—a Mom I’d Like to Know.” It’s just

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of “The Simpsons,” Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November’s Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. Our question (besides whether Marge is a natural bluehead): should we feel sadder for Hugh Hefner or Matt Groening? · Ay,

Rocco Siffredi’s new Animal Trainer movie—his 26th—features a scene in which a half-ninja/half kitten schoolgirl battles a flying robot crocodile. Or so we thought…. . . . It turns out that Wiska and Macroc are not characters from a Japanese adult cartoon called Sailor Kitty. They are, instead, a pair

By Rich McLean: Not all erotic manga is created equally. Sometimes the focus is on taboo feelings, like we saw last week with Taro Shinonome’s “Swing Out Sisters”. Other times the focus is on straight-up eroticism, like with this week’s title, “The Spirit of Capitalism”. So let’s get right into

By Rich McLean: Incest fantasies aren’t easy to tackle in porn. In just about every porn video that’s attempted to address the subject, you’re acutely aware that you’re watching actors, that the bed they’re banging on is just a part of the set that they’re on, and that whatever brother/sister

We know Christmas is still a ways away, and we know that someone else asked Santa for it first … but how could we resist putting this megaboobed Japanese tentacle sex action figurine ensemble (sorry, we mean “love play unit” on our wish list too? We guess we could ask

We don’t get to say this too often, but uh … we have never seen anything like this before. That’s right–it’s salmon hentai! (That’s “erotic” comic stories of salmon spawning, in case you don’t understand Japanese or something.) So does this mean we’ve covered every base yet? (aprilwinchell.com)

Navigating the world of Japanese culture can be tricky, even if you do know how to speak the language. By our calculation the island nation produced roughly 97 billion individual manga title last year and even a few them somehow managed to not fantasy rape or androgynous penis fiends. Toronto’s

Web memes may come and go, but lolporn iz forever … and if we can add some lolhentai to the mix, so much the better. We can haz giant tentacle fuck now? (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

Even as Japan fights allegations of overfishing the delicious bluefin tuna, director Daichiki Amano employs its marine neighbors, such as eels, octopi, and the wriggly loach, in extreme porn that is truly tentacular. And Amano’s casting couch isn’t limited to the sea. When last this site visited the girls of

Given the rosy color scheme with which we’ve decked ourselves out around here, we have no problem getting behind this particular rallying cry: Pink Not Dead! is the bloggy repository for all thinks pink and pretty, curated by the same erotic provocateur who bought you the Minimal Fetish photo series

We’ve never considered ourselves “hobbyists”—more like canaries in the porn mines—but after seeing the goods on offer at HobbyStuff4U (which do not involve felt, wicker or hotglue), we’re thinking that it’s time to take up a hobby. Or two. Case in point with Elevator Girl Kyoko, a lovely unpainted PVC

Reading comprehension isn’t as big a factor in this job as you might think, since most of the sites we look at and write about each day don’t place a big premium on words. That’s why even when those words are unintelligible to us English-only readers, we try not to