We don’t subscribe to getting all wrapped up in V Day hoopla — but we love love! And we love Nina Hartley. And we love that she loves banging the crap out of Peter North’s big, thick cock. This is the kind of sentiment we appreciate. Forget cards: bring on the cocks!

Good for you! As long as she’s down to be trailed, happy trails! The first thing you’ll notice is that she has a very nice house with narrow staircases, but don’t gawk at the real estate too much, otherwise you’ll miss Nicole dropping her skirt and showing off her panties. God help you if you miss anything; you can’t be sure she’ll let you follow her again.

Don’t get us wrong, we love chill sex. We’ll take the slow and savored over the fast and pounded any day of the week. However, this girl might be taking it a tad too leisurely here. Or maybe her beanie is throwing us off. This is still an exceptionally hot

Trick question. Of course she can! She’s Sovereign Syre. (Jeez.) And JM Darling has a fresh little photoset of Sovereign that proves the girl can do whatever she pleases, wearing whatever she wants. This is just Darling’s way of keeping our attention while he works on larger projects. Normally we’d

It would be wrong to focus on anyone but Kobe Tai today, because it is her birthday and she is the official Fleshbot Birthday Girl, but today is also National Hat Day. It is very difficult to find a picture of Kobe Tai in a hat. The search yielded some

Now that the cold weather has finally set in, we’re all getting bundled up in preparation for the long winter ahead–and even the babes are getting in on the cold weather fashion action. With their hats, scarves, arm warmers, and other accoutrements, they’re ready for winter (even as they manage

You know what the key to being a true player is? It’s the one secret that all pimps–real and metaphorical–use to their advantage when it comes to wooing the ladies: You need a good hat. And not just any old ratty baseball cap; you need the kind of hat that

Being a flight attendant is hard work. There’s long hours cramped up in flying metal tubes, serving (and eating) horrible food, interminable waits in boring airports. And worst of all, you can’t be seen in public without your trademark hat and scarf. How else are dudes in every city you

Does the hat make the woman? Or does the woman make the hat? We could spend all day trying to figure that one out—or we could spend all day looking at naked women in hats (as per this request). We think the right choice is obvious. Oh, and the gentlemen

Yes, it’s been well established that “Christmas porn” pretty much just means “babes in Santa hats,” but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there’s a tree in the background! These are subtle differences to be sure, but since