Near any BJ is a good one in our book, but we truly appreciate a body getting clever with them. This lady is treating this dick to a nice Cirque du Soleil of blow technique, and it’s got us wanting to pull off some acrobatics of our own.

We just have to say; porn, we fucking love you. In what other genre would an entire project be focused around acting out a sexual euphemism/double entendre/visual pun?

How many dildos have you seen that have neatly trimmed pubes on the base? We almost never see those in sex stores, let alone in action. To honor this special moment, we’ve decided to wait for the next paragraph to mention what’s on their television during this event. NASCAR! And

Dear Dastardly X, My husband and I rarely go out to clubs or discotheques together. Occasionally he’ll go out with friends to drink and look at the girls wiggle, but neither of us particularly loves dancing, and I’ve never been a four-in-the-morning kind of girl. But when it’s August in

Human can make some pretty weird sounds, given the right situation. For example, an orgasm that occurs while getting fucked extremely hard with your legs in the air is definitely fertile ground for strange noises to grow. As always, the best part of this video comes courtesy of the comment

It’s only Monday and you’re probably already exhausted. Don’t worry! We have exactly what you need: a young woman clutching a well-lubricated cock to her chest as if she were thanking the Academy. We feel the need to defend ourselves everytime we post a handjob video, but come to think

Some people were complaining to Showtime that “Weeds” is too bleak too often, and that last year’s season finale needed a happier ending. “Oh yeah?” said a drunk and sassy Showtime, “Boom. Handjobs.” So that solved that issue. Now Showtime only has to deal with the fallout from showing hundreds

Sailor already showed you a bunch of French people doing it today, but we figured one more wouldn’t hurt. Yes, French sex is extra rich and decadent, but we promise this won’t hurt your diet. And you know, they say that French women stay skinny because they snack throughout the

It looks like Megan Jones and Nikki Sexx planned to have a lot of girls over for an orgy, but no one showed up. Now they have to use all their toys on each other and Nikki Sexx is clearly overwhelmed. Sure, she loves the way Megan slams her with

This video, entitled “Busty tomboy gives a cockjob,” delivers exactly what it says. We don’t know what that is, but we definitely feel that we have been delivered something via a girl who is androgynous with huge tits and a great smile. We suspect a cockjob is something like a

Well, actually, the cumshot occurs in the middle of this video. We’re just happy that the cameras keep rolling and the girl keeps rubbing—both her lucky boyfriend and herself! Although it might not always seem like it, we want amateur porn to uncouple itself from the traditional fetters of pacing

On today’s episode, one of the housewives decides to make a sex tape with her honey. She only has one request: “Don’t come on my hair.” Will there be come on her hair? Tune in to Bravo tonight Fleshbot now! We think that’s a perfectly reasonable request, don’t you? Are

Yes, that penis is slightly too big for her to handle. No, that’s not slowing her down. She is absolutely determined to suck this cock, and we are ever so impressed that she does not give up. But the best part of this movie isn’t the cumshot, the POV view,

Oh she’ll give you the handjob, but it will be entirely on her terms. Do not expect any more from her, but you should anticipate lots of teasing and trickery involved. Penetration? Oh she’ll hint at it, but it shall not occur. It makes us wonder why Natasha Nice chose

It is! We know that, and you know that, yet the gentleman riding shotty in this car thought it would be a good idea to whip out his penis while his girlfriend was driving. Obviously oral sex must follow. But then she has to rush to find a place to

Whoa. We’ve seen a lot of handjobs in our day, but we’ve never seen a handcareer. This woman conducts a symphony with her fingers and earns a standing ovation from one very dedicated fan. Well, actually, the guy is standing the whole time, but that’s not the point. Look at

It stars a man and a female administrative professional who both love odd clothes, long lunch breaks on Friday, cheap hotel rooms, and laughing at themselves as they fuck the workweek away. Great rom-com, or greatest rom-com? Even though we have no reason to think this, we can’t help but

What more could you ask for in amateur smut? You might think “Closing Time” was an odd song to pair with the porn, but you know Leonard Cohen would have totally been down. It’s like the old writer’s saying, “Every cliche’s highest aspiration is to be used in a new,

Normally, people shy away from brute force around the genitals. This girl flips the script. She knows that if she makes it sloppy enough, she can squeeze the life out of this guy. And if squeezing isn’t your game, don’t worry; she deepthroats her man all the way to the