Ahh, the double-edged sword that is Instagram. While it's wonderful to keep track of our favorite celebs, see what they are up to and what they are wearing, on the other side of the sword, you have "let's put flame emoji over Ireland Basinger-Baldwin's nipples" thing. And that's not as fun as it could be.
Sure, Lindsey Pelas has a great pair of boobs. I mean, her breasts are second to none in just about every single category one judges boobs on. But did you ever stop and think about the downside of having such giant boobs? It's probably hard to golf, you constantly knock things over, and Lindsey Pelas probably has a really hard time find a bikini top that will cover her fantastic boobs.
It's not that I'm at a loss for words about Jasmine Alleva and her incredible body. In fact, I would say it's the opposite. My mind is filled with hundreds if not thousands, they just all happen to mean the same damn thing: Jasmine Alleva is hella hot.
Who doesn't like a good tease? We all do, but even the best of teases can turn into taunts. Half the time they aren't even on purpose. For instance, maybe Vicky Lugentz has no idea how hot she actually is and doesn't know that almost showing off her amazing breasts but not actually showing them is torture for us.
Cindy Mello. Yep. Here she is. Cindy Mello and her huge boobs. In a bra. In shirt. In a hand bra. Oh my god, I'm going to collapse on the floor. Cindy Mello, you and your giant boobs that we can't see have put a spell on us. Your teasing will make us all go mad! Go MAD, I say!
Well, it's that time again. That wonderful and strange time when a celebrity that we've all loved over the years, one we've watched play some of our favorite roles, like Captain Jack Sparrow, repeatedly, someone we've actually gone to the theaters to see because they were in a new movie, unleashes their sexy daughter into the world. Say hello to Lily Rose Depp, the hot modeling daughter of Johnny Depp.
Let's be honest with ourselves - no matter what pages of what magazine in whatever country Alessandra Ambrosio is in, she's freaking hot. Doesn't matter the language, the dialect, or the color of the image; you throw Alessandra Ambrosio not wearing anything in your magazine, and it's going to be beautiful.
It's often said that one way to feel confident is to dress in clothes that make you feel confident. That way you can look the part, walk the walk, and maybe even build a little confidence along the way. But what do you if you're Sofía Vergara and you're super confident when you're just in a thong? I mean, Sofia Vergara is very, very, very confident in only a thong and hand bra.
To say that Emily DiDonato is hot is kind of putting it lightly. I mean, she's got some pretty stellar cleavage, some really great sideboob, and a fantastic pair of breasts. Emily Didonato is super sexy, Emily Didonato is stunningly gorgeous, Emily Didonato has everything any of us could ever want.
I'll be the first to admit I don't really know the names of many photographers, other than the ones we all know. But when a certain photographer takes a series of really sexy pictures, then I do my best to learn his name. Yoo Young Kyu. Remember that name, people, because he takes some pretty awesome pictures.
Yep, we love her more.
It's a pretty fair statement that a topless Emily Ratajkowski is so awesome it makes you want to dance. Well, apparently Emily Ratajkowski feels the same way because she also gets her groove on when her top comes off. I wonder want song is playing in her head. In mine, it's always, "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate.
One thing I love is to watch classic sci-fi television. You know, stuff that was made in the 50s and 60s, because I love how the future always looked like it was still in the past. Sure, everything was slightly strange and far out, but it also really spoke to the time it was made. And there is something in this Anastasiya Scheglova spread that is giving me that 50s Future vibe and I'm loving it.
So, here I am, trying to enjoy a cup of coffee and a light post-breakfast snack when this stunning picture of Robin Wright rocking a hand bra comes across my desk. I'm not upset or angry or bothered by the fact that I was staring so long at Robin Wright that my coffee went cold and my muffin is kind of stale. The only thing running through my mind is that Robin Wright is awesome and she's pretty much always been awesome.
The term "photobomb" has always seemed wrong to me. When you think about it, it's more like photo interrupting or photo adding - you aren't really blowing anything up or destroying the picture. I just never really got why someone would say photobomb until this Emily Ratajkowski Instagram post. The person behind her is truly bombing the photo because it's such a shock to someone truly trying to destroy such a beautiful picture.
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