As I have stated many times before (and will continue to state whenever the situation calls for it) I know very little about fashion. I can probably describe the difference between a dress and a skirt, I know what a spaghetti strap is, and most of all I know that everything looks good with jeans. So, whatever Halle Berry is rocking, I can't say for sure, but I do know she looks amazing in it.
There comes a time when regular words simply won't do. You can't string together enough descriptions to get across how awesome, how beautiful, how amazing something truly is. When this happens, there is one path to take - you must take a step into the world of poetry; more specifically haiku. Yes, it's time to honor Halle Berry's boobies with some haiku.
We can all agree there is nothing quite like the nude debut. All the excitement that is built around it, all the waiting, and of course the reward at the end. But there is something that's almost as great as a nude debut, and that's the second nude scene. While many celebrities have given us wonderful nude debuts, for some reason, they haven't gotten nude again. In the hopes of changing that, let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Should Get Nude Again!
Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top Taxi Driver Movie
Miley Cyrus in a slightly see-through bikini The Nip Slip
Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day Drunken Stepfather
Halle Berry stuns on the red carpet (header image) Egotastic
Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week Egotastic All Stars
Busty babe Ivy Lebelle strips in a dressing room Boobie Blog
Danica Patrick getting her pipes checked WWTDD
This week's skinstant streaming skin-filled selections Mr. Skin
Horny black chick gets her face covered with jizz WTF People
Darcie Dolce uses her breasts to sell water I Like Breasts
Each and every one of us wants to start the new year off on the right foot. Maybe you're trying to reach new goals or you just believe that if you start the year off great then rest of the year will follow suit. I don't know if that's true or not, but one thing I know for sure is that Halle Berry couldn't start the year off better because she's in a bikini.
Don't you love it when what you imagine in your head is the same thing in real life? I know I do. So knowing that Halle Berry working out in real life is just as sexy as I though it would be is a real treat. The only thing that could possible make this any better is if we had a video.
Kendall Lee Schuler areola peek at the beach Taxi Driver Movie
Lisa Appleton channels her inner EmRatCow The Nip Slip
Halle Berry workout booty of the day Drunken Stepfather
Demi Lovato hot mesh cheek-baring outfit Egotastic
Amanda Lynn's topless retro shoot Egotastic All Stars
Jade Kush is a naked Namaste hottie Boobie Blog
Adriana Lima isn't a quitter (header image) WWTDD
Mr. Skin v. Playboy: 12 Days of Titsmas Mr. Skin
No better place to have drunk sex than an elevator WTF People
Now that the Halloween decorations are put away for another year and we've overloaded our senses with discounted candy, it's time to move on to the next big holiday. And as we all know, November 6th is Saxophone Day, which is the day we party like we are stuck in the waiting room of a dentist office or elevator. Let's all hit some high notes and celebrate this day by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Can Play a Musical Instrument!
For people born in the month of August, odds are they tend to be pretty loyal to their friends, they have no problem stepping into a leadership position, and generally have a pretty good outlook on life. And of course, if you happen to be born in August you also might be pretty damn hot. Here are the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in August.
Yesterday, most of us got to witness quite a spectacular cosmic sight: a solar eclipse. Some got to see the moon pass in front of the sun and others got to see nothing but clouds. Still, we were all part of this magical event whether we saw it or not. And since this was history in the making, we thought we'd honor the solar eclipse by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities In The Sun!
A couple of days ago marked the official start of summer. While for some summer means vacation, others summer is time for cookouts with friends and family, to me is summer is and always will be about one thing: bikinis. Yes, bikini seasons just might be the greatest season of all. So, let's grab our sunscreen and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Bikinis!
We all love Halle Berry naked. Hell, we even love the idea of Halle Berry naked. So when we get a kind of dark, kind of blurry, not-really-sure-what-is-going-on-in-this Instagram pic of a nude Halle Berry, you know what? It's really freaking amazing. Sure, it's not full on Halle Berry boob, but just the outline is enough to drive us wild.
Not too long ago, we celebrated Alien Day, a day in which many of us revel in the fun of all the aliens in movies, televisions, and books that have made our lives a little more fun to live. But there are some out there who believe that we are not alone in the universe. They point to crop circles, strange lights in the sky, and of course, Roswell. And would you believe that some of those true believers also happen to be pretty hot. So, let's climb in our flying saucers and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Believe in Aliens.
Not too long ago we took a trip down memory lane to the wonderful 1990s and looked at the best boobs of that decade. Well, I guess we are still feeling pretty nostalgic because we are feeling that urge to break out our portable CD players, our Tamagotchi pets, and run around in our moon shoes. Since we aren't done with the 90s we might as well countdown the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Butts of the 90s.
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