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Have you ever wanted to learn how to tie a knot into your lover’s hair that acts as a rudimentary dog leash? Then have we got the instructional for you! And though it looks to be all pedagogical fun for Haley Cummings, Isis Love is not impressed. We’re sure she’ll wipe that smile right off Haley’s face. Probably with her pussy, too…
Seriously, the back of the box claims that Lily gets involved in “GAPING LIKE A CHAMP.” Just like “Stuntin’ Like My Daddy” and “Teaching Me How To Dougie,” we have no idea what gaping like a champ really means. But we suppose we could learn the finer points of gaping
I can’t think of anything funnier than what the back of the box says: “Selena Rose and her stepbrother have devious plans to screw the system and get back at the social worker assigned to watch over Selena while she’s on probation.” Enticed? Excellent. So are we. Anyhow, Selena was
Bree Olson asked Jenna Haze if she could pass/fail the course on mammary history, and Jenna was so furious with Bree that she forced the young pornstar to attend private tutoring sessions wearing only her fishnets and a skirt. Education comes at a price, people. But Jenna is a reasonable
“The Masseuse” is essentially a classy, well-lit, drama-filled version of Massage Girls or one of those other pay sites where girls get massaged and then coyly boned on the table. Perhaps this means Digital Playground will move on from the non-parody parody porn and start mimicking semi-popular sketchy porn sites.
Seriously, because Tommy Gunn is acting all weird about it. He bought Angel Dark off some sketchy Eastern Bloc dating website, and now he’s all upset that she’s fucking everyone around him. (Yes, that’s really the plot of this movie.) Fortunately, he’s already paying to keep Nikki Benz around the
Vivid may have its porntastic Batman and Superman, and Mile High Media has given us a XXX Wonder Woman in the form of Tori Black…but there’s only company that’s got all your favorite superheroes in the same porno film. And that would be Exquisite Media, who recently shot “The Justice
The only thing finer than getting to check out some bare, free-range boobs is watching those jugs jiggle around thanks to a few male counterparts. This is the life: a boob for each hand and a shake for every thrust! Perhaps a better title would have been “Surprisingly Large Natural
“Big Boob Car Wash” takes the best part of those soapy Carl’s Jr commercials and adds what’s missing—huge hooters and hard sex. Six sultry sluts get our motor running with their tight asses and titanic tits. The best porn is based on the simplest concepts that appeal to the common
