What does the word “natural” mean when it appears in a smutty context? At first glance, it seems like it’s merely a synonym for “real,” but we think it’s a little more concrete than that. Let’s look at a few possible meanings for the word and see how they play out in pornography.
A sweet faceful of cock… Yeah, we’re really into the tagline of this Throwback Thursday flick, which is: “How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?” And though we’re not entirely sure what that means, we believe her tingle must be on the straight and narrow because she’s gone pretty darn far. With that cock. In her face.
We know that what we consider hirsute today was normal in our lifetimes, but some of these women aren’t that hairy by today’s standards.
There is just something so delicious about a cock pumping in and out of a hairy bush. We’re putting our reporter caps on and screwing up our foreheads and getting to the bottom of this. Don’t get us wrong, we are stauch feminists who love bald pussies – they’re more sensitive and you can see more pink juiciness. But we love damp pussy hair, and we love pulling on it and making the owners of said hair squeal and we love petting it like it’s a nice furry kitty cat.
Are you familiar with the super groovy and often hairy queer pornstar named Bianca Stone? We must admit, even though we’ve encountered her work here and there, we’ve never spent any quality time with the gal. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or hearing the name for the first time, we strongly urge you to spend a lazy afternoon with your heart in your crotch as you browse Bianca’s personal blog.
It’s refreshing to see any babe gaily blowing a dude, but there’s something special, a particular spark in the eye of a chick who’s got a real relish for the dong. It makes each flick of the tongue, every twist of the hand, every moan of breathless wonder totally fraught with love and adoration. This li’l homie’s so revered we almost want to get him a tiny crown to wear, along with a sable coat and scepter… But that would probably just get in the way of all that luscious lovin’.
We’re pretty sure anyone purveying our internet goods knows that a good self-bang is one of the finest pleasures on this earth (though we don’t want to be presumptuous). But following the old adage “the more the merrier”, it only stands that two friendly folks engaged in personal HJs are even better. Double the pleasure, double the moaning, double the orgasms, double the fun. We’d like to compound, multiply, exponentiate this figure and then see what happens. Could we get a hundred fervid masturbators jackin’ in a room together? It would be paradise on earth. Except for maybe the cleanup.
Some reasons to watch MILFshakes:
1. What a good title, I mean, in a genre known for puns, this is a doozy. Applause!
2. The cast: Maggie Mayhem, Sadie Lune, Beretta James, Coral Aorta, Alani Pi, Dixon Mason, Eve Minax, and Penny Barber! This is like the who’s who of nasty brilliant San Francisco sluts we love. This scene of dream team Sadie and Maggie, which features breast smothering, dirty talk, and hand fucking in Maggie’s full bush, makes us want to be really really good kids.
3. Madison Young never fails to deliver. And we don’t mean that as a Mommy reference.
4. All this Mommy talk is giving us feelings. We’ll get back to you on that.
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Her name is Nettie Harris and you should check her out! This isn’t solely about armpits–hairy or shaved, it’s all good by us–and we aren’t trying to push you towards armpit fetishism, we’re just saying that it’s unusual to see a lady with unshaved arm caves at Terry Richardson’s Diary. You have to appreciate these unique moments!
We just found this adorable babe on QueerPornTube, and she has posted to some excellent punk and grunge tunes. If there’s one thing more than a girl who knows how to take her clothes off on the internet, it’s one who chooses some excellent soundtracks. It’s pretty cute how she drinks from a mug, hits from a bong, sings along to her music, and then reveals what she’s got on under that Beastie Boys shirt – some vinyl booty shorts, a fishnet bodysuit, and a hot undulating body. We wish more girls would take up this hobby in their spare time.
Usually it’s a bad thing when we don’t get what we expected from a porn movie, but in the case of “Hairy in America” we are bearded with riches.
It’s like two slices off a hearty Pullman loaf with a delicate bit of babe meat in the middle. Only this particular sandwich has a great deal more lust and sexual prowess than you’ll find in a traditional ham and cheese. Tasty indeed!
Sure, most of us have probably seen the resemblance between vaginas and flowers. But we never thought of a dick as a little busy bee, doing the world’s work by making that pussy brim with cum.
AnnaLynne McCord has never exactly been shy about showing off her body parts—but until now, her nether regions have remained largely a mystery. And since she’s not likely to start doing spread shots any time soon, this apparently glimpse of her pussy is probably the closest we’ll get to her
Well, at least, it’s her “first” as long as you don’t count the scenes she’s shot with Katsuni, Adrenalynn, Marie Luv, Mariah Milian, Shay Jordan, or Selena Rose, anyways (because come on, everyone knows that two people are only of different races if one of them is a black man
Economists have always theorized that all masturbation is secretly driven by an invisible hand with a sex toy. Now, for the first time ever, we have that hand on video! And we didn’t even have to use the infrared lens. The best way to watch this Hand in action is