Because when you assume, it makes an ass out of you and the naughty South American lad mags that you read! Or something like that. Anyway, people seem to dwell on the fact that Pamela Pombo and her sister had a threeway with a footballer a while ago. Have the

Last year, Argentine footballer Lionel Messi got a bunch of his teammates together and went to a crazy booze-fueled orgy hosted by super foxy TV personality Xoana Gonzalez; we totally missed this when it happened. But don’t fret! Xoana Gonzalez recently posed topless for H Extremo, so you can pretend you’re there at the orgy!

But those red shorts are not quiet, at all. We love her fashion sense, and her enormous breasts. Barbara Silenzi’s not a girl we’ve encountered before, but we’re pretty sure we’ll never forget her after this. She really makes us want to learn Italian. We’re not sure what issue of

H Extremo Mexico (we don’t know what the “H” stands for, unless it’s “Hotness”) did a good thing in choosing to feature the gorgeous Zafira in their October issue. Look, she’s so sexy she doesn’t even need a last name! Everyone knows that single-named women end up either the hottest

She likes to please others, she likes thin panties. She likes sex—specifically the oral and morning varieties. She likes big breasts. Actually, we made up that last one, but we hope she likes big breasts! She has ‘em! Something about Paula’s look strikes us oddly. She’s wearing little makeup, she

This spread is supposed to depict Dorismar as an angel and a demon, but we’re having trouble distinguishing anything apart from the clothing she is (or isn’t) wearing. Plus, she’s angelic to us for getting naked in the first place. Well, and she’s devilishly sexy. This magazine, H Extremo, is