For the longest time, whenever we wanted to get Gooped, we had to go online, but it looks like those days might be over. Gwyneth Paltrow is taking her Goop blog and turning into a real magazine. And of course, she's totally on the cover, mostly nude, and covered in goop. I wonder if that is official Goop goop.
Get sexy with Goop!
I'm not going to pretend to understand all the stuff Gwyneth Paltrow talks about in Goop, but one thing I do know is that whatever she is doing works for her. She always looks fantastic. So, if eating some rare tree root while drinking tea made with leaves from a tree on a mountain top somewhere halfway around the world keeps Gwyneth Paltrow looking this hot, then I'm all for it.
We all know that Santa makes two lists every year: a nice list and a naughty list. Those on the nice list get presents and those on the naughty list get lumps of coal. And while that might be true for some on the naughty list, I have a feeling that Santa might give some gifts to a few of those on the naughty list. To help Santa out, here is the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities on the Naughty List...list.
There is a bit of sadness whenever I hear that another print publication is going away, especially if that magazine was filled with some of the sexiest people alive in some of the sexiest outfits doing some pretty sexy things. Yes, it is sad to say that SELF Magazine will be ending their print edition next year. Yes, we will have one less magazine to look at while waiting in line at the store.
To be honest, I really hate going to the grocery store. Finding a parking space, constantly forgetting something on the list, and the biggest problem: Never being at the store when Gwyneth Paltrow has her ass against boxes of cereal.
The word September comes from the Latin septem for seven because it was the seventh month of the Roman calendar, but now it is our ninth month. If you are born in September, you are either a Virgo or Libra, which means you are a balanced, personable individual and kind of fun to be around (if you believe in that stuff). One fact you can't deny about September it has quite a few birthdays for some very sexy celebrities. So, let's celebrate with the best way possible by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in September.
Each and every one of us has that one friend (maybe more) who loves to over-share. It doesn’t matter if the are talking about their bathroom habits, strange things happening to their bodies, or what is going on in there bedroom, we all have that one person in our lives who believe nothing is off limits during normal, everyday conversations. It’s even true when it comes to celebrities because even they don’t mind spilling the beans about their sex lives.
One thing that can be annoying when you go on vacation is a lot of places if you want a great view you have to pay for it.
I’m not into the whole free-range, no meat, pro-vegan diet and lifestyle, mostly because people who are never shut up about how healthy they feel and blah blah blah. I mean, if you really want people to listen to you about being vegan or whatever, then why not just them how awesome Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks?
Yeah, yeah, I know that Gwyneth Paltrow can be really annoying, but damn it, she is really hot in a bikini, so sit back and deal with the fact that you may not like Gwyneth Paltrow but that you also really like Gwyneth Paltrow.
Hanukkah begins this Sunday at sundown and we couldn't be more excited, especially when it means that we get to celebrate by checking out some of our favorite Jewish actresses in the buff! This really should be just a Top 8, but that's not very exciting, so light two extra candles this year for our Top 10 Hanukkah Hotties!
Damn, Gwyneth Paltrow we would have been totally fine with you just showing off your sweet cleavage on the red carpet, but you took it one sexy step further and found a top that displays cleavage and side boob.
Want more celebrity skin, supermodel nudity, and pornographic comings and goings on the Internet? Here are some Fleshbot-approved links that will supplement your insatiable desires for all things nude and naughty.
British TV personality Shanie Ryan goes see-through on the red carpet (taxidrivermovie.com)
Ana Luiza naked in bed (drunkenstepfather.com)
Summer St. Claire's lingerie striptease is second to none (egotasticallstars.com)
Busty babe Sha Rizel in blue yoga pants (boobieblog.com)
She's putting her best feature forward (doubleviking.com)
Is it us or does Arianny Celeste keep getting hotter? (steakwood.com)
Mr. Skin's salute to Gwyneth Paltrow (mrskin.com)
This guy can't even last ten seconds with this amazingly hot chick (wtfpeople.com)
Stella Cox is even hotter when stranded (sex.com)
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