Girls and motorcycles. What is it about them that goes together like bagels and lox? Perhaps it’s the enormous macho vibrating machine between the elegant legs of a fashion queen. Throw in some leather and satin and killer heels and devil horns and you’ve got yourself the perfect date to a “Bad Music for Bad People” listening party.

Everytime we take a trip to Pornhub, we learn something new from the commenters. This time, E-CTRL tells us, “She’s fit, great body. Although emo girls are better.” Oh damn, y’all: sounds like some alt-porn beef. Perhaps this emo vs. goth conflict isn’t anything new—and it’s certainly not as enlightening

While we recognize that this erotic encounter is a pivotal moment for the protagonist’s life, it leaves us with many questions. For one, how come we don’t get a raven-haired retro VHS-type Australian Stoya to be our spiritual guru/completely sexually compatible life partner? We miss this brand of Manic Pixie

“What do you want me to say?” says our good friend, the Scottish porn director Gazzman. “We were inspired to make a tender film about women who craved taking it in the ass for Satan. The market demands it.” “If you’ve got to take it in the ass for somebody…”

We pretty much worship everything about goth girls: the pale skin, dark hair, piercings, tattoos, general fuck-the-world attitude and badassness. It’s so intense and jaw-droppingly sexy, by Friday we’re in love. If we had to pick, we’d want to see goth girls doing anything and everything. But then if you

American Apparel, Married to the Mob…and now goth/fetish fashion line Lip Service has hired Faye Reagan to model their wares. Take a peek at her pics. No nudity, but the clothes are so sexy, we promise you won’t care. (lip-service.com)

Last week we showcased the top ten hardcore goth girls. This week’s list is for those of us who aren’t quite ready to give ourselves completely to the dark side. The girls in these videos may be less explicit than their amateur predecessors but they’re no less intense when it

Pale skin, dark hair, heavy makeup, piercings…no, we’re not talking about the crowd at a Nine Inch Nails concert. We’re talking about the accoutrements of our dream girls. Who just so happen to have taped themselves en flagrante delicto. They may worship Robert Smith, but these sexy Goth girls are

BombshellBeauty (bombshellbeauty.deviantart.com)

It’s hard to believe that alt site EroticBPM is nine years old. In fact, just thinking about it makes us feel pretty ancient. But at least this gallery of hot alt girls is there to make us feel all young and spry again. (blueblood.net)

We’ve had a crush on the lovely Aprella for several years now. But what with her busy schedule of modeling, performing, appearing in video games, and speaking out for Amnesty International, and our busy schedule of, uh, watching porn, it’s been a little hard to schedule a sitdown with her.

One of our favorite tipsters alerted us to this clip with the following message: “This video has everything: Special effects, music, porn!” And indeed, it does! Ok, so the music is a little gothy for our tastes, and the special effects are, well, special … but we definitely can’t argue

Another week, another community photography site that allows models and photographers to share and display their work. With its focus on all things goth and fetishy, Dirty Angels might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but it should automatically gain some new fans for openly advertising its nudie pix …

It takes a lot more than a couple dozen insanely hot amateur goth babes, fake blood, and the odd gun or two to get us to click a mouse these days—that is, except when we’re poring over the lickably pale, flesh (and blood) filled galleries at Hypnox Photography, at which

The halcyon days of altporn are clearly behind us: between all the icky lawsuits and customer complaints, it’s getting hard to remember this was supposed to be, well, an alternative. And now we find that one of our favorite sites from the scene has shuttered its doors: goodbye, Fatal Beauty,

It kind of sucks when holidays like Halloween fall in the middle of the week like it does this year: although we’re already sick of the smell of pumpkins and the sight of all those trying-to-be-sexy witches, nurses, zombies, cheerleaders, zombie cheerleaders, and witchy nurses from all the parties we

Had we gone to the same high school as Blue Blood majordomo Forrest Black, we totally would’ve been sitting at different tables in the cafeteria: he would have been hanging out with all the cool punk and goth kids dropping really good acid and cutting class to go to Grateful

Druunatic is not what we would call a traditional fetish photographer—if there even is such a thing—but any website with a section titled “Vampire Bloodporn” is bound to get more than just a quick glance from us. The nudity is sparse, but the gothic cleavage and leather-bound asses are all

Of all the second generation alt pinup sites out there, we have a special soft (er, hard?) spot for RazorDolls: maybe it has something to do with that homespun DIY aesthetic that was so much in evidence in the “Suthern Cumfort” DVD they released a few months ago, which makes

To put things in perspective: when Jim Malibu started his career in the adult industry, Jimmy Carter was president (or maybe Ronald Reagan; we’re a little unclear as to the exact chronology); the initials “ATM” stood for neither “automatic teller machine” nor “ass to mouth” since neither had been invented