God, we almost forgot how big Jenna Valentine’s tits are. We’d crack a joke about them–you know, something about how they have their own area code, governor, orbit, whatever–but every time we go to write a snarky intro to this post, we feel this intense weight upon our hands, almost as if Jenna left her chest cannons drop upon our fingers. Enchanted, those breasts are.
Nate “Igor” Smith was looking forward to spending some time with Kory, getting to know her, and casually killing a roll or two of film in his hotel room. Unfortunately, she showed up five minutes after his check-out time. Did Igor give up? Hell naw. He handled his business, Kory got naked, and some beautiful pictures came out of the ten-minute panic.
We mean that in the nicest way; they are exquisite. And the fact that Nate “Igor” Smith was able to get both of your boobs in the same frame as your face and arms is nothing short of miraculous. If he hadn’t been able to take a complete shot of
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to go out dancing in New York City with the hottest babes of the altporn scene, well, wonder no longer. These photos pretty much explain it all. Sure, there’s not much dancing, and the action is confined to the bathroom—but everyone knows that’s
Apparently, this photo set of Tayte Lamb isn’t simply a chance for all of us to see her naked and wet (though it most certainly is that). It’s also the documentation of a very important science experiment, too. What kind of science experiment, you ask? Why, one daring to answer
Take one part gratuitous violence, stir in two parts scantily clad alt girls, and add a dash of kickass music. What have you got? The music video for Saliva’s “Ladies and Gentlemen,” featuring God’s Girls models Erin and Catra. We don’t know about you, but we could watch this all
This is Anais. She’s a former God’s Girl, and—if you’ll allow us—a total hottie, too. And, lucky bastard that he is, Driven By Boredom’s Igor got to shoot her…without any clothes on. Now, we would be just dying with jealousy over this; but, nice chap that he is, Igor’s graciously
