To be filed under things we’re thankful for: this photo of a naked Gisele Bundchen, shot by Mark Seliger. Sure, it’s twelve years old…but truly hot photos are timeless, people. And anything featuring Gisele totally naked is, by definition, truly hot.

You know what they say about Gisele Bundchen…first she’s showing you her butt, next she’s showing you her boobs! Is there a specific reason why Gisele is engaging in all this wonderful exposure? Some product she’s launching, perhaps?

Well, whatever it is, we’re buying it. Ten times. That’s how easily persuaded we are by a little bit of Gisele.

· See more at Egotastic (egotastic.com)

Who put the bun in Gisele Bundchen? A very generous creator, we’d have to say—one who was also generous enough to let us get a sneak peek at the masterful work. (thenipslip.com)

Circulating the internet today: this naughty picture of a naked Gisele Bundchen embracing the luckiest man in the world. This raises quite a few questions—like, who is this guy? And why isn’t he us? (Egotastic)

UPDATE: Thanks to a friendly commenter, we now know that this is from a twelve year old photo shoot. The more you know!

Professional football kicks off next week—so what better time to salute the lovely ladies who’ve paired up with players? This month’s issue of Penthouse takes a long hard look at the top ten NFL WAGs.

Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that’s how we know they’re hot!). You’ll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs…but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you’re glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

One of our favorite models (Gisele, duh) showing off one of our favorite parts of the boob (under, natch)? Yes, please (and may we have some more?). (egotastic.com)

Another day, another list of the world’s sexiest women–this one from E!, who gave top honors to Czech lingerie model Karolina Kurkova. While we were surprised by some of the list’s inclusions (and exclusions–no Keeley Hazell??), we were pleased to note that many of the world’s most beautiful ladies are quite well known to us–in the boob flashing sense, we mean. We’ve compiled a list of nip slips and boob shots from the loveliest ladies in the world; join us after the jump for some naked celebrity action.

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We’ll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes–and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that “I’m topless my my hair hides everything” GQ cover… and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in “Elegy.”

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope–and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn’t want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world’s sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

Just when you thought even your third cousin once removed had finally gotten the 1985 memo entitled “Stop it with the acid wash, dumbass”, V Magazine is working to bring over-distressed, under-attractive denim back in style. And of course, they’ve brought out the big guns to make that happen: über-babe Gisele Bundchen and her, uh, big guns. We probably should’ve seen this coming, what with Young America’s fascination with leggings, lycra, and other 80s fashion tragedies. But acid wash is simply too much of a bad thing. That said, you gotta admit: the gal could give Tawny Kitaen a run for her money. (justjared.buzznet.com, NY Magazine, et al. – click thumbnail for more)

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Here’s Gisele Bundchen rolling around in her underwear for GQ. If that sentence doesn’t pique your interest even a little bit, then we’re not really sure about anything anymore. (cameltap.com)

Everyone’s been getting their shorts in a bunch over that Vogue cover, but meanwhile Gisele Bundchen has also been getting her ass rubbed down on photo shoots by random swarthy looking guys and we haven’t been hearing any complaints about that. Where’s your sense of outrage people? That could be you enjoying that job! (egotastic.com)

The person who posted these pictures said that if she could look like anyone in the world, it’d be Gisele Bundchen. Meanwhile, if we could be anything in the world, it’d be that scrap of fabric she’s de-wedgifying from between her buttcheeks. Does that seem fair? (livejournal.com)

· Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s ridiculous that the Catholic Church bans sex before marriage. “Show me someone who’s a virgin,” she says. Why? What will you do to him if we do? (newswatch50.com)

· Now that Paris Hilton is out of jail, let us look at this photoset starring lookalike Christine Alexis and reflect upon what might have been if her stupid skin condition and/or possible nervous breakdown hadn’t gotten in the way. (orgasmatrix.com + Defamer)

· As the person who pointed this out to us said, once you see that the London 2012 Olympic logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving head, you can’t un-see it. (YouTube)

· News flash: The number of people willing to pay for content on the internet is dwindling. When was it ever rising? (xbiz.com)

· Step 1: Make some “x-rated” art. Step 2: Have it banned by the city for being “inappropriate.” Step 3: Profit. (nypress.com)

· Canada is one of the best place to go for nude beaches, but their summer will be over in about two weeks, so make it snappy. (hfxnews.ca)

· Ohio strip clubs continue to fight the state’s new “six-foot” law. Why don’t they just find strippers with longer arms? (wlwt.com)

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You’d be forgiven for thinking as we did that a backstage report from a Victoria’s Secret fashion show would feature acres of (even more) exposed supermodel flesh and perky pink areolas peeking out of their fancy bras and lace corsets. But alas, the photographers who covered the event for the latest issue of the UK edition of GQ didn’t have quite as generous all-access privileges as we might have hoped; some of the pictures show the models wearing even more clothes than they did on the catwalk. Still, let’s not forget that when it comes to Victoria’s Secret, being fully dressed for work is a relative term—so try not to be too upset when you don’t end up seeing anything more of Adriana Lima or Gisele Bundchen than you would in a regular catalogue or thirty second TV commercial. For that, we guess you’ll just have to wait for another fake sex tape to surface or something.

· “Photos of Victoria’s Secret Models in June, 2007 GQ Magazine” (bastardly.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Gisele’s Secret Is Out, Victoria’s Secret Holiday Fashion Show, Victoria’s Secret Video Time Capsule, Victoria’s Secret Megapost, (Definitely Not The) Adriana Lima Sex Tape

· Nell McAndrew likes her bikinis almost as much as we like her in them. That’s a lot, in case you were wondering. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Gisele Bundchen will no longer model for Victoria’s Secret. Oh, where will they ever find another long-legged Brazilian babe willing to model expensive underwear? (nypost.com)

· A pill that boosts sex drive and helps you lose weight? Where might one buy this magical fairy dust elixir? (bbc.co.uk)

· If you’re going to celebrate your graduation by going skinny dipping and pushing a police golf cart into a pond, it’s probably a good idea to take your pants—and your ID—with you when you leave. (sfgate.com)

· New York City wants to increase punishments for subway flashers. Well, that takes all the fun out of our morning commute. (wnbc.com)

· Spencer Tunick’s nude photoshoot this weekend in Mexico City could be his biggest ever. Never was so little worn by so many to help one guy. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

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· These pictures of Gisele Bundchen are a bit dated, but are honestly about as hot as she’s ever looked. Is it actually possible to underestimate a supermodel? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Here’s another completely fascinating useless and made up porn statistic: "Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet users are viewing pornography." We can’t be the only ones who think that’s shockingly low. (cnn.com)

· Slate takes a tour of Bangkok’s more, uh … adventurous entertainments. Like ping pong acts that don’t involve a net. (Or even ping pong balls, apparently.) (slate.com)

· "Real" newspapers discover Joanna Angel and try to wrap their heads around altporn. Aren’t they cute? (Gawker)

· A pregnant woman is accused of selling herself online for sex, with the husband serving as her pimp. "I have not heard of this before," says a police spokeswoman, who must be new around here. (canada.com)

· France’s wackiest politician says kids should not get free condoms in school—they should masturbate instead. That’s not the worst piece of advice ever, but let’s try to think outside the box, okay? (news.com.au)

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