Now this is something we’d like to see more of: lesbian tops in elegant formalwear. There’s something about a fully-dressed babe fingering an equally formal but decidedly feminine babe in heels and a torn apart dress and no panties to speak of… well, it feels like some sort of old-fashioned romance, except gay, and also hardcore. In other words: even better!

Well, we have come up with a lot of creative ways to masturbate. But we have to admit, we’ve never tried rubbing ourselves up on a big glass vase. After our initial confusion at this GIF, we started to actually sorta come round to the idea. Glass is sleek and smooth and cool and most importantly see through!

Sometimes it seems like sex is defying the very fundamental laws of the universe. Then again, some GIFs reveal the incredibly awesome really real ole fashioned physics that are at work sometimes in fucking. Bein lowly sex bloggers, we know absolfuckinlutely nuthin bout science, but that doesn’t mean it can’t impress us from time to time.

One of the best things about porn is that it can give you the perspectives you could never possibly get unless you were Mr. Fantastic. And if you had Mr. Fantastic’s powers, don’t you think you should be using them to, you know, save the universe, and not streeeeeeeeetch your neck around to get a load of Jessica Alba’s titty bounce while she sucks your cock, all within the bonds of holy matrimony of course. By the way, this GIF is not of Jessica Alba. We were just…being…nerdy…

Fitness is important, and if you can possibly do it at the beach, even better, and if you can be naked that’s really the best of all possible worlds. We have to tell you, we’re tentative about hyperbole, but this MIGHT BE THE BEST GIF OF ALL TIME. It’s scenic, goofy (lookit that grin!), proves babes are tough, absurdly arousing, and … well, features titty smooshing in the wet sand. What more could you ask for in this crazy world

What a dream! Getting free reign of a crumbling estate in the Belgian countryside seems ideal under any circumstances. But of course if it were up to us, we’d make the whole grand retreat into a majestic, monumental slam-pad. And it looks like real life couple Wim and Floor (whimsical names for a whimsical bang!) are totally on our page. Running up and down stairs in various states of undress, finding new rooms in which to strew new panties, discovering nooks that invite the perfect fingerbang. We’d be jealous if we weren’t so darn horny.

Oh, there’s nothing quite like diving into the panties of a babe. It’s a secret world of magic and lust, only to be opened by the chosen holder of the key. Oh, to be that prince, wielding beneficence and joy through furtive groping. ‘Tis a happy kingdom indeed. So we’ll mount our noble steed and an exploring we shall go, deep down into the finest panties of the land.

We’ve been fans of making stuff bone since we used to furtively mash our Barbies together up in the Dream House. Then we graduated to canoodling Sims who liked to get down. But Pink Visual has taken it a step further by putting you in the porn director’s seat to act out your wildest pornographic dreams with these hot lil creatures. Look at this perfectly bootylicious babe work that virtua-dick! Hey, this isn’t the first time we’ve been smitten with a character (here’s looking at you, Jessica Rabbit).

…and of course athletic fuckers are great fun in bed and incredibly entertaining and hot to watch! We can’t stand it when people just lay there. We prefer babes who thrash about and turn upside down and twist themselves up like pretzels. And we try to bring it too, ok?

Cum and Glitter is a pretty much the quintessential San Francisco experience – all kinda of sexy queers doing all kinds of creative, political, nasty performance art, shamelessly naked and hardcore, live on stage.

Golden Jubilees sound fun and all, but we’re sure all the pomp and pageantry of a countrynwide celebration isn’t half as jubilant as this exchange. We’d be willing to bet that even the most delicately crafted bonbons, filled with the rarest of dark chocolates made by monks of Belgium couldn’t be tastier than this babe’s sweet pussy gyrating across the tastebuds.

It’s the weekend, it’s going to be a long weekend, and we bet some of you fine readers out there are anticipating having sex. That’s cool, you know, you do your thing; we just wanted you to know that penetration is played out. It sounds weird, it was decided last night by vote, and now all the cool people spend their days lying around, lubricating themselves, rubbing their stuff together, loving life.