It doesn't really matter what the hell I say, the only thing you are going to hear is Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue.
I'm pretty sure if we all found a magical lamp to rub (pun intended), our first wish would be for a beautiful woman who would fall madly in love with us and we could spend the rest of our lives with. The genie inside the button would nod its head or say some magic words and then I'm sure Genie Bouchard in a bikini would appear. Sadly, there are no genies in bottles, but there is Genie Bouchard in a bikini on Instagram!
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