Tag Archives: Geeks
Meet Raven Alexis: Your WoW-Playing, Star Trek-Loving, PC-Modding Crush Object

Meet Raven Alexis: Your WoW-Playing, Star Trek-Loving, PC-Modding Crush Object

There are many stereotypes out there about pornstars: Raven Alexis demolishes pretty much all of them. When we heard about Digital Playground’s geeky new addition, we knew we had to get her on the phone. And having done so, we’re pleased to announce that Raven does, in fact, live up

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Popshots of the Week! Cheeks And Geeks Edition

Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. Lest you thought you

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Fyre TV: The Future Of Porn In Your Living Room

People used to complain that the VCR killed theaters and then DVDs killed the VCR and now they complain that the internet will kill everything. Oh, that’s still going to happen, but maybe not in the way you think. Because someday soon the internet is going to make love to

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Advance tickets are on sale now for the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco later this month. You know–the one where nerds and geeks gather to build their own kooky DIY machines and then fuck them? (monochrom.at)

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Live Nude Geeks! How Geek Porn Went Mainstream

Our nerdy sibling site Kotaku has looked up from their XBox DSs or their Nintendo 360s or whatever it is that occupies most of their time and discovered that there’s porn in them thar internets–and not just any porn, but geek-focused porn even! (Specifically, a babelog site called Gamer Fetish.)

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If Twitter’s not doing enough to keep track of your sex life, consider switching to Bedposted. Currently in beta, the site promises to help you keep track of how often you get busy, and eventually give you some insight into your sex life. The only catch? You have to sign

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Still More iPhone Perv News

Did you know that every time you snap a picture on the Japanese version of the iPhone 3G it will make an audible “shutter click” noise that you can’t turn off, even when the phone is on silent mode? Why? So upskirt fiends can’t do their dirty work undetected! (Actually,

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iRoticNet.com is an on-demand paysite designed only for–you guessed it–iPhones. If you only get turned on by porn that is 3 inches wide and has to be shared with everyone else on your subway car, then we suppose you’re getting a pretty good deal. (iroticnet.com + Gizmodo)

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Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Nerd

Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses–the specs clearly indicate that he is “complete nurd,” of course–who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language

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“A Series Of Controversial Dildonics”: Think Globally, Fap Locally

San Francisco’s annual Arse Elektronika events sees the sexiest of the geeky (or the geekiest of the sexy) trying to outnerd each other with fabulous sexual inventions that are impractical, implausible, and exactly what you want for Christmas. It’s also a great way for tinkerers of this sort to experiment

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Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game

When she’s not busy looking hotter in a t-shirt than any gal has a right to, World’s Hottest Geek Justine Joli has also been upping her nerdy cred with a new writing gig reviewing video games for Complex’s DasGamer. Knowing her qualifications as intimately as we do, we think Justine

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Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems–a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you’ve spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don’t have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends

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Scribd is apparently some sort of Web 2.0 (note the missing vowel) document sharing website that has built up quite a following despite the fact that we’ve never heard of it. How did they do it? Porn, of course! So naturally, now that the site is popular (and investors are

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Teledildonics And You: How One Company Could Control The Future Of Sex

Have you had a orgasm recently? Good for you! Were you helped along with some technical assistance, specifically from a little buzzing friend? Then you probably owe someone money. You see, there’s a big little company called Immersion and while we’re not sure exactly what they make or build, they

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The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn’t require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about “pulling out early,” because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)

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Are you a Twitterhead? So are we (apparently!) Yes, Fleshbot now has its very own Twitter feed for you to subscribe to that will deliver the headlines from all our top stories directly into your brain! At least, that’s our understanding of the technology. We honestly don’t follow half of

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Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but

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Well, it looks like the HD format war is over, so we can stop hearing about how porn was going to decide it all. Now you can throw that HD DVD player you didn’t buy (no one actually owns one of those things right?) in the back of your closet

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Scientists discover that most technological advances develop because somebody, somewhere just wanted to get off. One doc says: “Nothing shocks me now, although I’m frequently surprised at how ingenious people are in order to obtain sexual satisfaction.” To which we say … um, duh. (vnunet.com)

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Exclusive: Nerd Girl X Talks Nerdy To Us

There’s no shortage of 1337 lust around the sekrit underground Fleshbot colo where we keep the fembot interns in training, but give us a little whiff of explicit girly geekery and we’re all over that nerd babe action almost faster than the girls at Nerd Girl X can make a

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