“Well, I’d much prefer a threesome, Sir,” says pragmatic “Young Harlot” Franki, “I am Head Girl.”

(Hint: They’re very sexual and love fucking.)

Take a moment to look at the credits. Do you honestly think, Reader, that a porn movie starring a woman named Linet Slag could possibly go wrong?

After the glory that was Nacho and the grandeur that was Angelina Valentine, we return to the embattled set of “Wasted” one last time for a truly disturbing pop shot perpetrated on the wholesome person of Brooklyn Lee. The normally mild-mannered James Deen had been drinking all day and, denied

Who knows why Angelina Valentine got so testy with the help on the set of “Wasted.” Maybe it’s because Porn Valley is a thousand degrees in July. She looks so good screaming, though, that we forgot to call an ambulance. The world would be worse off if more people were

Or: The Doctor Is In Cassandra Cruz. Whichever way you like your commas, it is a breath of fresh air to walk into the examining room and see saucy New Yorker Cruz ready for treatment. Cruz was in town for a speculative scene with Nick Manning (“What do I do

The sex parties in Stanley Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut,” regardless of the versions we saw, seemed grim and joyless. Not so this real porn retelling from Harmony’s “Megan Coxxx: Nymphomaniac,” in which Lexi Belle squeaks with delight. If Lexi Belle is capable of appearing less than delicious in a picture,

Don’t get us wrong: we would not call the police if someone barely legal rubbed against us on the bus. But with a Young Harlot you know what you’re getting; the title says it all. Plus, she’s got an accent. The 17th installmnent of “Young Harlots” was just wrapped in

That Pippa Middleton really stirred things up. Last weekend a group of American and British porn stars gathered in a posh London club and, within minutes, the only thing separating them was their language. It’s been way too long since The Grimace has appeared to shield Fleshbot Readers from any

The iron is hot, says director Gazzman, so why not have Tori Black play the lead in controversial Cannes darling and Hitler name-dropping director Lars von Trier’s planned “Nymphomaniac”? After all, Black has inhabited the role before… “I am not saying von Trier has stolen my ideas,” says Gazzman. “But

Our pal Gazzman sent us a series of ridiculous videos from the Prague set of “Young Harlots 16,” in which we learn that nipple piercings transcend language barriers, and that our old world ancestors liked to rub their breasts on each other. Listening to Gazzman’s piping Scottish burr we are

Sometimes all you need is a flimsy halter-top and the vivacious boobs of sassy Brit Syren Sexton poking out of it to make your day (and we’re not complaining), but what if—what if—she decided to spit water on those boobs, too? Our friend Gazzman sent us this video from the

“What do you want me to say?” says our good friend, the Scottish porn director Gazzman. “We were inspired to make a tender film about women who craved taking it in the ass for Satan. The market demands it.” “If you’ve got to take it in the ass for somebody…”

Many people get anal about vacations and don’t enjoy them. At Porn Week, where fans join porn stars for sex on the beach, in castles, and within view of sacred historical sites, the vacation is all about anal. It takes a certain kind of person to have sex in front

How lovingly we remember our days at Fleshbot Academy, with professors standing on desks, Jem and Scout, killing Piggy with a rock, and such. Now those irrepressible Young Harlots return to taint our memories with, among other things, their taints. While we are always impressed with the procession of Eastern

Does young Henessy, ruby-lipped, not yet 21, and born in Russia, even know that she is provoking God’s wrath by being a “Sodomized Slut”? When pressed, she said “Nyet.” François Elluin’s 18th-century lithograph “Sodomites Provoking the Wrath of God” makes it clear: if you’re a sodomite, don’t flaunt it. Still,

Ever since reading Tera Patrick’s autobiography “Sinner Takes All” and its description of her wayward schoolgirlhood in Japan, I am not surprised by the multi-cock capacity of the likes of scholar Lexi Ward. Young Harlots – School Trip Studio: Harmony Director: Gazzman Starring: Lexi Ward, Mackenzie Pierce, Chayse Evans, Kristina

While there are plenty of gratuitous shots of koalas and half-hearted attempts at saying “Oi!” the most charming thing about Porn Week’s recent sojourn to Melbourne is the strenuous, exuberant, slappy, spitty, and decidedly non-Abby Winters-style sex. Normally we avoid the sort of porn movie that features girls, er, getting

I don’t want to get all The DJ from “Exotica” on you, Fleshbot Readers, but sometimes only a blowjob will do. And during those times, “Suck it, bitch” is the only thing one can say. Fellatio is cock-full of contradictions, isn’t it? Even though a blowjob is the only sexual

Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn’t. And that is why Ocean adorns the cover of Gazzman’s “Slam It! In