Or at least it seems to be in a very peaceful, zenlike state with how relaxed it is in the face of a considerable cumload. And whilst getting a solid dicking, it doesn’t shy away — no, instead it serenely gapes as if to say, “All are welcome here,” and “Peace be with you”. We’re feeling quite mellow ourselves, as it turns out… Cum just does that to us, we dunno.

We expect a certain amount of amicability from the asses we encounter, but this babe Sandra’s goes above and beyond our wildest expectations! Not only does it say hello (and in a really genuine manner), but it invites us over for dinner, drinks, and dessert, and to stick around for some charades. What an ass!

A film like “Monster Gapes” doesn’t need to waste its time on set-ups, but we are treated to just how a woman came to be making a perfect, expanding O at the very bottom of herself nonetheless.

Masks aren’t kinky anymore. We’re sorry, we don’t make the rules, but we might blame the (over-)sexualization of Halloween for the mask’s demise. Now, if you’re looking for a really freaky accessory, we suggest the wig. Only real freaks wear wigs. A mask—at least these half-sized masquerade things—is designed to

Seriously, the back of the box claims that Lily gets involved in “GAPING LIKE A CHAMP.” Just like “Stuntin’ Like My Daddy” and “Teaching Me How To Dougie,” we have no idea what gaping like a champ really means. But we suppose we could learn the finer points of gaping

Last week’s glimpse at a “Big Toy Orgy” didn’t provide the best example of one of these events. Our bad! Now we have a big orgy and big toys, we’ve smashed the two together, and everyone seems to be going swimmingly. You know what makes this “Big Toy Orgy” even

Just think: she had 33 other chances to fess up to her obsession with giant dildos of various shapes and textures, but she only felt comfortable saying so now. What does that mean, Chanel? Why don’t we talk more? Is there something we can do, some way we can make

Let’s face it: it’s a much cuter name than calling them the Royal Ass Mounted Police. Then again, the acronym RAMP sounds pretty dang cool. It’s so hard to decide what to call the world’s first anal sex police! Let’s be honest with ourselves (again): these two aren’t going to

So, the movie is called “I Love Big Toys 33.” Naturally, we figured that if we were going to grab a clip from it, you would want to see the biggest toy in the box. Well, here it is! Huge, isn’t it? And yet Sarah handles it quite masterfully. Do

Don’t believe the naysayers. When you see Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, and Jenny Hendrix holding their assholes open, remember that they’re doing it because they’re proud. So show some respect! Gaping isn’t just about showing off, it’s about having pride in the porn—it’s a badge of honor, a trophy, a

It’s the same reason we peer out into space—we know there’s something beyond our world, and if we could look to the darkest pockets of the universe, we would have accomplished something. This movie is that, plus dildos. “She’s Stretched to the Max” boasts a beautiful cast of eleven cock-hungry

If anyone can teach supermodel sluts how to “gape” their assholes, it’d have to be Jules Jordan. And in his newest release, he showcases his skills in four easy lessons that are sure to keep you at attention. Perpetual teen daydream Aubrey Addams takes a delicious double dick stuffing that

While arguments about same sex marriage continue to distract the liberal media, a different kind of love unabashedly parades right under our very noses – the secret one girls only share with their favorite oversized toy and lube. We almost can’t believe we’ve allowed New Sensations to get all the

Full-time porn director and part-time amateur proctologist Mike Johns added another line to his list of weighty credentials this week with the release of his latest exploration into the elasticity of female nether regions: he’s also proved himself to be a theoretical astrophysicist to be reckoned with. See, while you

Maybe the grounds and standard procedure for a full body cavity search differ in Canada, from whence the mighty Eric Everhard and his mastodon-sized genitalia hail (as clearly evidenced by the maple leaf necklace he sports throughout the video) — but here in America the only way to get this

During my brief but memorable visit to the AVN Expo this year, I ran into Eurosmut director Pierre Woodman with a frequency that defied statistical probability. In each and every instance, including the day after the show at the registration for Internext, Woodman’s ear-to-ear grin was plastered wider and wider

This weekend saw the delivery of the latest installment of one of our favorite “X My Y”-titled porn series to the Fleshbot compound, even if its title presents something of a conundrum: judging from all those yawning orifices on the box cover, one isn’t so much invited to skirt around

Make no mistake: Holly Wellin is a rangy and pliant piece of sex jerky, but even seeing her in your mom’s cleaning outfit doesn’t forgive the total lack of gaping present on the cover of Hustler’s “Gaped Crusaders”, also starring the darling Mika Tan. Come on, Hustler! If timid, quivering