It seems like an innocent enough question, especially when a whirring Magic Wand is being held to your clit, a dude is fucking you in the ass, and another is choking you out — under any normal circumstances (heh!) you’d come your little heart out a thousand times. But, Kaci Star, you’re within the walls of the Kink armory now, and things are a little different here. So… can you come? No.

“I don’t do relationships,” says 24-year-old Aria Austin following her first (filmed) gangbang. “Which is probably best right now.”

Sounds like the makings for a Bound Gangbang, don’t it? And the Kink Armory is as stocked as the pantries of Iron Chef when it comes to the freshest and most luxurious elements needed to compose an artful repast — and BDSM is the secret ingredient. Bring on the feast!

Moms are some of the most TCB-type (that’s short for “Takin’ Care of Business”, as popularized by Elvis) folks we know. How do they get so many darn things accomplished in the day? Working a demanding job, rearing polite and well-mannered children, lookin’ fly and making stellar sandwiches all the while. And some of them even manage to squeeze a boisterous gangbang into the mix! Those have our particular admiration and respect.

We know you’re passionate about voting and you’ve probably thought a lot about the candidates, their platforms, what they said during the debates, and all that important stuff, but we beg you not make any finals decisions until you’ve seen the way your potential future presidents pound Joanna Angel’s ass and pussy. We just want you to be responsible.

You know what they say: friends who play together, stay together. We can only imagine this is increased threefold for friends who fuck together (or, actually probably not at all). But for fantasy purposes, we see these dudes and hot chick kicking back eating wings and enjoying the big game on some Sundays. Others, they choose to gang bang. Ah, whims and fancies.

It’s Jazmine’s birthday! And what better gift is there for an excitable and horny whore-babe than say, six, seven dicks? And they’re of all different colors, shapes, sizes. ‘Tis a luxurious bounty — the finest wangs the world has to offer. And they’re all for Jazmine! Who needs birthday cake when you can have a stuffed mouthful of birthday cock?

You didn’t order this? Oh, well, you don’t think you did, but as soon as you see Elke Neidhardt dance out of her clothing and seduce a roomful of boys while some funky acid synth plays in the background, you’ll realize that this is exactly what your day was missing. Sometimes old school softcore porn hits a spot that nothing else can.

I want to take a little break from myself and showcase a performer/director that I am just totally in love with. James Darling, I think that you are just the cat’s meow, or shall I say, the unicorn’s cumbucket?

This babe’s under fire! Cocks are coming from every direction and she’s got no option but to take ‘em down, one by one. She’s a regular Lara Croft of gangbangs. But her setting of choice isn’t an abandoned tomb or ruin. It’s the dining room table of a comfortable European flat. Rocks and dust just don’t mix well with gangbangs.

Recently, a kind individual wrote to us and had a question about gangbangs and group sex and how they reflect the idea of sperm competition. In the pursuit for answers, we thought a lot about the pornographic representation of threesomes, foursomes, and larger arrangements of bodies, so we thought we’d pass along these musings to you.

This dirty bella donna’s in need of a bath! She’s got a sultry smile and plenty of curve… luckily she’s also got a gallant group of gentleman suitors ready to clean her up with a colossal cum shower.

Look at you, Alexis Amore! Changing perceptions, altering preconceived notions at your will. Now that’s power. We had been under the impression that a clusterfuck was a bad thing. But according to you, it’s a mighty fine affair indeed. And we find it hard to argue with you.

You take some hard cocks, put ‘em in a circle, stuff ‘em in a babe’s mouth — you’ve got bukkake blasters! Oh, and that also happens to be the fixin’s for a mighty fine gang bang. Sounds tasty!

We’re all striving for the American dream: 2.5 kids, a dog, a house with a white picket fence and underground sex den where your favorite bemasked carnal adventurers can congregate to bang the shit out of your wife. It’s so heartening when dreams become reality.

Do you remember last year when Japan won the FIFA Women’s World Cup and Kelly Shibari was so stoked that she decided to invite her fans over for some bukkake? (We may have mentioned it on three separate occasions.) Well, not only did Kelly get the messy celebration on film, but she hit it off with a few of her fans and invited them back for more. You won’t believe what she did with these guys!

Who doesn’t have a place in their hearts for a cock-hungry slut? Here Angel Long steps into the ring with several randy gentlemen who are as eager to stick a dick in her as she is to receive.

“Look at the sharks,” says director Mick Blue of the gang component set to bang 19-year-old Russian Ivana Sugar. But we get the impression that she is used to this sort of frenzied behavior.

Though gangbangs were quite popular in Porn Valley during the heady days of the early aughts, in these leaner times, they’re much harder to afford; and thus, much, much rarer. So we have to commend Elegant Angel for their dedication to the craft–and for their ability to get performers of the caliber of Lisa Ann, Bobbi Starr, Jayden Jaymes, and now Kagney Linn Karter and London Keyes to have sex with many, many men all at once.

Originally Chanel Preston’s gangbang was to be Vadge Only. “But that didn’t make sense,” she says. “If I were to actually get gang-banged in the streets, I don’t think they’d leave my ass alone.”