We like to think of ourselves as impulsive creatures of the moment here at Fleshbot. Which is why if we were walking in the park and we saw Chanel Iman looking SO FUCKING FINE just sitting on a park bench in lingerie and fur touching herself sensually we would immediately drop to our knees and propose marriage on the spot. We’d give her a Creme Brule Doughnut Plant doughnut as a ring and that is a special flavor that we look forward to and we wouldn’t part with it for just any third finger on just any left hand.

The cool thing about nudity in haute couture or avant-garde sculpture or whatever the kids are calling it these days is that you kind of forget you’re looking at a human and then BAM! Boobs! It’s very grounding, actually. In fact, we’d like to post a bid that all art should involve some kind of nipples. Sort of like a conceptual security blanket. We feel like we’d spend way more time in mueseums, and then we’d get a monocle and some shiny boots and be way more cultured, and jaunty girls like Zuzana Gregorova would want to have tres outré intercorse with us onstage at galleries and that’s how we’ll make our millions.

Contributor Magazine tries to find out the source of all happiness in their latest spread called, “Where Joy Resides.” Clearly, the answer is that joy resides in blissfully hugging a bunch of exquisite fabrics and furs to your naked body. No surprises there! You know, a lot of models have

It’s perfect, really: not only are we hopelessly lusting after Veronika Konoplyova, we’re also salivating over that super cozy looking fur coat (with matching hat). It’s not fair! How can we feel cold and horny at the same time? · Victoria Bonia e Veronika Konoplyova su Playboy russo gennaio 2011

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While most of us New Yorkers were inside, hiding from the snow, Vicki was baring her boobs to the blistering blizzard. She’s proven that any season instantly becomes summer when you throw tits in the mix. You may have seen Vicki as a gratuitous nude, but now Driven By Boredom

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How is it possible that 3rd Degree’s “Hair Force One” series is not on the list of AVN nominations for Best Packaging? Is the box not big enough (ahem)? Does 3rd Degree not pay AVN a big enough piece of the pie (heh)? How could AVN muff this one (snicker)?