I... I don't even know what to make of this.
Militia'ing ain't easy. The words of his lordship Big Daddy Kane ring true today as the Oregon militia is being bombarded with much needed gifts of blankets and cans of beans, along with a smattering of dildos and the occasional bag of dicks. That's right, people are sending these assholes dildos, and you've befuddled them.
At last weekend's New York Comic Con, Game of Thrones star Natalie Dormer addressed the internet theory that she looked exactly like Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend Denise. In the spirit of that theory, I've selected ten naked celebrities that I think look like Muppets. I think they're pretty spot on, but I'm sure many of you will disagree. Just bear in mind that this is 100% parody and not intended to be taken seriously at all.
While I don’t think any of these comedians have a future in swimsuit modeling, I think they learned an important lesson that it can be really hard to be as sexy as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model. Though, these ladies weren’t bad to watch at all.
There's just one downside to being a hilarious girl; people just don't seem to appreciate your natural assets. When it comes to Sarah Silverman, there's one asset indeed that definitely deserves some appreciation! What, you ask? That's simple, she sure does have a great set of melons! Being both hot and funny may be a tad bit of a curse. But Sarah Silverman's melons sure do look friendly.
At long last there's a video that answers the age old question, "Is this a sex toy or a beauty product?"
Not sure which username to choose for your new OKCupid profile? Perhaps you haven't yet considered terriblewet_socks or FartParticle.
"I will ride the living shit out of u" is just the best thing I've seen in a personal ad in months. It's perfectly worded and extremely confusing...
Is there really anything better than a chick that's both hot and funny? Personally, I just don't think so. So, I just had to share these super-fine photos of the gorgeous comedian Whitney Cummings because, well, why the fuck not? Hot, funny, and all all around knockout; Whitney Cummings and her see through pants are just too sexy to resist.
When they're not being a blight on adjectives, BuzzFeed manages to crank out some interesting porn related videos. Take their latest, for example, where they gather up some average dudes and make them watch porn with the actual pornstars from the scenes they're watching. It's like watching porn with mom, only more awkward!
I can't imagine anyone outside of Vic Lagina needing 55 gallons of lube in their home, nevertheless there's one available for sale on Amazon. It comes with a pump and free shipping, which is a pretty sweet deal considering it weighs 522 pounds. The only thing I would recommend is taking the day off work so your neighbor doesn't have to sign for it. Especially if your neighbor is Vic Lagina.
This past Tuesday, on the season-three premiere of Inside Amy Schumer four of the funniest women in Hollywood joined forces to discuss a very trying topic; fuckability!
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if Jessa Rhodes, Brandy Aniston, Ariana Marie, Eric Masterson, Nina Hartley, and gay pornstar Andy Taylor all lived together under one roof? If so, get ready for the new comedy series Hard Times that follows a once powerful porn family through a new age where piracy has crumbled their empire.
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