There is so much we love about this trailer. Polaroids! A dirty scavenger hunt! On bikes! Cute sundresses! Rubber bike tube bondage teasing! Finger-banging! Some good old fashioned intercourse after a lot of teasing! And blowjobs…This is one of the great blowjob teases we’ve seen in a while. The delightfully pink-ringletted and luscious femme Poppy Cox really really really wants that cock in her mouth. Just lookit the hungry glazed gaze in her eyes!
You know, there’s this stereotype that only chicks like porn with stories, but if “Broken Hearts” is any indication, dudes also want to see their hardcore couched in feeeeeeelings they can relate to. Turns out men have feeeeeeeelings too. Imagine that. Of course, if they choose, dudes can skip the feelings scenes and just go directly to the hardcore fucking. Just like chicks do.
We know we’ve talked about this in these hallowed halls of Flesh: the Chuck Taylor is the High Heel of the future. Just so, spandex is the nylon stocking of the future. Thigh highs and pantyhose are totally sexy, but in terms of the “clothes I see hot babes in all the time thus informing my erotic fantasies” category of boner, spandex is gaining traction. (and it’s affordable, too!)
Recently we talked about Big Wet Asses and how incredibly hot and awesome it is when porn shows fountains of lube! Historically, for some fucking reason, wetness is undervalued in porn. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense to us, since as far as we’re concerned wetness is pretty much what sex is all about.
In honor of our visit to Toronto last week for the Feminist Porn Awards, we thought we’d post this clip from one of Aslan Leather’s Switch parties, which are incredibly fun queer fuck fests (we don’t know anything about that, of course, we always drink a glass of warm almond milk and head to bed by ten when we’re traveling).
What are parents thinking when they send their hormonal teenager off to boarding school? Instead of merely living in a world that contains other horny people, they now live in a world comprised entirely by other horny teenagers. Oh well, all the better for us, cuz it makes for excellent jerk-off material.
Yes, that’s totally a valid and time-honored idiom. Right? We’ll go with “Yeah, totally right!” because we like what we see from this bushy twosome. Get a little missionary plunge on, some hot fingerbang action… why, you’ve got yourself a flesh flick. Oh, and a tidy, body-spanning cumshot doesn’t hurt one bit. Yeah, we definitely see a good wank in all this.
Forced feminization and anal sex go together like a busy schedule and a good attitude. So this dude wearing pantyhose on his belly with his ass in the air while his wife pours lube all over a toy and sticks it in his butt is mostly just an example of harmony in the universe.
Call us pervy – go ahead, you know you want to – but our favorite thing about POV doggystyle videos is the cute little asshole bouncing up and down all aroused and ready to be taken next, or simultaneously if you’ve got those skillz. We’re always so shocked when the dude doin the banging doesn’t seem to hear the same thing we hear from the asshole; “Me next! Me next!”
Hey kids, the Feminist Porn Awards are next weekend, so it’s time to bone up on the nominees! That’s right. Bone up. You heard us.This trailer for One Night Stand by Fruitpunch Productions has everything you could ever want in a one night stand – namely lots of different queer people having lots of different hot queer orgasms!
We are so fucking stoked for this trend in porn where girls get discovered out riding their bikes and taken advantage of. And we’re always glad when the bike gets incorporated into the action as a fetish object, because what object do we love more than our bicycles? Like when we get to see pussy being dragged along the saddle seat. Mmmmm!
The other thing about butt sex is that it’s always fun to watch. First of all, juicy asses are just fantastic to watch bouncing around the place. And assholes are such tight yet elastic little places that are fascinating to watch expand. So everybody remember, go slow and use plenty of lube and have fun!
You know. That is a big dildo in Audrey Hollander’s butt. No question. And the humiliating manner in which she is made to fuck herself while sucking cock is certainly certainly going in our spank bank for at least a week. But, extreme penetrations. We dunno. Maybe we’re jaded. Seems like she should be sticking wild and crazy things in her butt, like plastic animals and decks of cards and bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape. Only ones with flared bases of course. We only endorse safe things being put in lovely butts like Audrey’s.
Geez. That Remy LaCroix is a workaholic. She tries to go on holiday to Cabo San Lucas for some Baha sun and surf, and ends up workin overtime. Lucky for us, her job is being unbelievably cute and deliciously naughty.
Charlie Spat’s project Porn For Everyone is pretty radical. Check it out here for more info on how you can support it. In the meantime, support it by watching this adorable and incredible hot hardcore video of two romantic queers loving on cupcakes and one another.
