One of our favorite Simpsons episodes features an upper-crusty racetrack attendee whose righteous indignation cause him to twice drop his monocle into his highball. “I must stop being so appalled,” he says. We are not appalled by the latest press release from scrappy one-man media conglomerate All Media Play; we

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