French Reality Star Caroline Receveur Slips La Nip
Jun 09, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
French Reality Star Caroline Receveur Slips La Nip

The French have always been better than us when it comes to flashing nips. Even when visiting the United States they put us to shame. Take Caroline Receveur. We don't know her from Adam, but she's a lot sexier, and came to Miami to prove it with a legendary nip slip.

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Porn is Giving French Men a Complex
Apr 30, 2014 | Posted in Sex Culture, sex study
Porn is Giving French Men a Complex

We already know how esoteric and, well, French the French can be, but a shocking new study shows from where some of that may stem

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Dress Up As A Fucking French Maid
Oct 28, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks
Dress Up As A Fucking French Maid

We're all exceedingly familiar with the "Sexy French Maid" costume -- and that's not to say we don't still enjoy a slut with a feather duster, but we think it's time to take things to the next level with this. So, how about an actual fucking French maid ensemble?

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Titfuck Me Like One Of Your French Girls
Sep 30, 2013 | Posted in Pornstars, Hardcore, flesh flicks
Titfuck Me Like One Of Your French Girls

We're jealous of the French culture's openness to all things smutty and sensual... it comes across in everything from easy feeling-up to zealous blowing.

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Hey Lady, BJ Us Next!
Aug 16, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

We did some experimenting over this past weekend and found that, yeah, making eye contact with the person you're bringing into heaven-town makes sexytimes a much more intimate experience. And that's a good thing! We're all hustling about in this workaday world tryin' to get our rocks off, but sometimes if you take a moment to really connect, you reach a whole other level.

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Diplomatic Relations At The G3(Some) Summit
Jul 18, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

We're pleased to see that Swedes have always been great at getting along with their international neighbors. That also includes stocky, well-endowed Frenchmen, and ladies of their own homeland, much to our joy. We're certain a good deal of global strife could be relieved if everyone just put their agendas aside, along with their panties, and just banged it out.

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Fisting -- C'est Magnifique!
Jun 12, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

We're going to generalize the entire French milieu (ooh!) based on this babe -- they're exciting, they're sensual, they've got a certain joie de vivre (sorry), and they really enjoy fisting. So much so that they squirt! They gush like a regular Fontaine de la Pyramide (still sorry), and we want to dive right in.

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Fuck Me Like One Of Your French Girls: Top Ten Amateur French Sex Videos
Mar 22, 2013 | Posted in top ten, Editorial Features

Ah, Paris. It's the city of lights, the city of love; its denizens effusive with the most beautiful language in the world. What is it that makes us romance the French so? It's all these dreamy, fanciful perceptions, indeed, but we also can't help but feel that these folks are known for getting down. So let's slip on some stockings, pop open a bottle of wine, and get our asses in the air because the French are coming. And coming and coming.

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