Hey Lady, BJ Us Next!
Aug 16, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

We did some experimenting over this past weekend and found that, yeah, making eye contact with the person you're bringing into heaven-town makes sexytimes a much more intimate experience. And that's a good thing! We're all hustling about in this workaday world tryin' to get our rocks off, but sometimes if you take a moment to really connect, you reach a whole other level.

Diplomatic Relations At The G3(Some) Summit
Jul 18, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

We're pleased to see that Swedes have always been great at getting along with their international neighbors. That also includes stocky, well-endowed Frenchmen, and ladies of their own homeland, much to our joy. We're certain a good deal of global strife could be relieved if everyone just put their agendas aside, along with their panties, and just banged it out.

Fisting -- C'est Magnifique!
Jun 12, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

We're going to generalize the entire French milieu (ooh!) based on this babe -- they're exciting, they're sensual, they've got a certain joie de vivre (sorry), and they really enjoy fisting. So much so that they squirt! They gush like a regular Fontaine de la Pyramide (still sorry), and we want to dive right in.

Fuck Me Like One Of Your French Girls: Top Ten Amateur French Sex Videos
Mar 22, 2013 | Posted in top ten, Editorial Features

Ah, Paris. It's the city of lights, the city of love; its denizens effusive with the most beautiful language in the world. What is it that makes us romance the French so? It's all these dreamy, fanciful perceptions, indeed, but we also can't help but feel that these folks are known for getting down. So let's slip on some stockings, pop open a bottle of wine, and get our asses in the air because the French are coming. And coming and coming.

Power-Fucking With Katsuni And Manuel
Feb 26, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

This is basically the same level as world leaders convening for the G8 summit, but with a lot more forceful thrusting and choke-play (we presume). Katsuni and Manuel together hold the clout of scores of leaders of the free adult world. And when their powers combine -- they create a 69 to inspire nations, a bang that serves as a call to action.

Getting Cleaned Up By "The Perverted Maid"
Jan 24, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

Hey, there are worse qualities in a maid than being perverse. There's slovenliness, annoyingness, talking back, and sloth. When faced with these vexing possibilities, yeah, we'd take a pervy yet effective maid any day. In fact, as far as characteristics in people in general go, that's sort of a boon. Though they may be the help, we don't mind if they've got a little naughty streak and know how to use it.

All Aboard The Threesome Express!
Nov 09, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

Now that's a train after our own heart. We generally like to spend our time on the rails lazing around the dining car oversnacking and contemplating the world as it whizzes by our window. But hell, we'd slap our overpriced cheese plate aside in a heartbeat to get onboard with this spitroast. It makes for a much more exciting sort of snack.

We'll Take Your Dirty French Class, Katsuni
Oct 18, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore, flesh flicks

Although, well, you might not be the best teacher because we still don't know what the hell you're saying... But from the looks of it, it involves group sex and BJs, and that's a language we can certainly speak. Comme c'est merveilleux!