Or at least we like to think so, and this one certainly doesn’t let us down. It’s not without its accoutrements — we believe we spied a tongue ring in there.

We can’t pretend to know what’s happening in this film clip. All we know is what we see, and that’s a seductive, naked French woman climbing into the mouth of a croc.

Famed French MILF Lisa Sparrow was heading home from a threesome with some friends, and a bit of reminiscing started getting her hot and bothered. Fortunately, she could just hop in the backseat and rub one out! And that’s why we all need personal drivers and sex toys in the

Naked make outs which she is thoroughly prepared to engage in, mind you: this is experienced naked actress Lea Seydoux, who makes out with ladies, mens, and (we assume) anyone else who happens to be her costar. If there’s anyone who can demonstrate how to keep the home fires burning,

“Accident De Parcours” is a French made-for-television movie that translates, quite adorably, to “Hiccup.” The goofy title doesn’t do the pretty lighting and prettier toplessness justice, though. Here’s Caroline Proust’s character having a “night in,” or so it seems. Of course, this being the French, there are books galore, glasses

It’s as if they have a timer going; there’s no communication, but these men instinctually know when to switch off fucking this woman. And they’re using multiple kinds of recording devices without losing focus on the actual sex. We’re pretty impressed. But they are French, after all, and the popular

We weren’t able to discover what this French television show is all about, but we’re thrilled that it offers this, albeit brief, shot of Constance Dollé in the shower. Is she being surprised there, or just glancing about for possible “Psycho”-style knives coming at her? Nah, she’s too perky for

Sasha Pivovarova is one of the few big-deal models we haven’t seen naked, ever. Please correct us if we’re wrong (seriously, please), but this marks the first time her breasts have been so gloriously free and uncovered in an editorial. At least, where they were the primary focus. Anja Rubik

This made-for-TV movie, called “A French Life” was made by, well, the French. It appears to be an attempt to confirm/rub our noses in everything that we thought was great about French life. Sex, pretty young people, smoking, and life is all in black and white. We realize that if

Did you know that “Derrière Les Murs” is the first French live-action movie shot in 3-D? Of course you didn’t! You were busy noticing the boobs! We’ve seen lot of Laetitia’s generous bounty, but that never stops us from appreciating more! Also, we have no idea what freaked her out

Ahhhh! The French. The dusky, frank, and captivating Liza Del Sierra has been daintily stepping on the outstretched jaws of continental smut fans since 2005, but she has only recently been seen here. Hence her cock-gluttony. In French friend (6 Down: “Ami”) Manuel Ferrara’s “Evil Anal 14,” the 26-year-old beauty’s

Ah, France. The land where women can wander around in wet white shirts in front of their children, and no one thinks it’s odd. This movie appears to be about a baby that sprouts angel wings, but it’s really about how frequently the filmmakers can get away with displaying Alexandra

We’ve written about “Gainsbourg (Vie héroïque)” before, specifically Laetitia Casta’s stirring performance as Brigitte Bardot, but a biopic of the notorious womanizer has more to offer us, of course. Here we see Serge at the height of his sexual decadence, with what is apparently a puppet of the singer himself

Actually, it’s just some French lady overcoming her camera shyness to give a spectacular blowjob. But we bet that the Real Housewife of New York would be flattered to hear we mistook an actual French person for her. We really love the vibe these people have going. It seems that

Remember all those mats that you had in gym class in high school? And how, in your horniest teenage moments you thought, “I wonder if those would be comfortable enough to have sex on?” Well, these people are going to show you. “Memory Lane” is a French film about a

Sailor already showed you a bunch of French people doing it today, but we figured one more wouldn’t hurt. Yes, French sex is extra rich and decadent, but we promise this won’t hurt your diet. And you know, they say that French women stay skinny because they snack throughout the

In honor of Bastille Day being yesterday, here are ten couples who have at least one French person between the two of them. That’s confusing, yes, but what’s not confusing is how hot all these femmes are. The French come by their reputations as excellent lovers honestly, it seems. Doggystyle,

We’re not saying cigarettes and toplessness are requirements of French girl conversation, but let’s be honest: we totally are. There’s a list of things we think of when we think of French girls, and smoking and nudity are high up on this list. Remember the motorcycle movie this morning? Well,

Photographer Vivienne Mok has outdone herself in this romantic, erotic editorial for Ever Magazine. These images have the sort of girl we’d love to daydream about, in suitably soft, sepia-toned daydream-style light, with some distractingly innocent white lingerie thrown in. The photographs have a Victorian boudoir feel, but with a

Our new favorite model, the über-French, über-sexy Anais Pouliot, shows off individual parts of her body in a series of images from Numero, culminating in a gorgeous full-frontal shot. It’s like a photo striptease. We saw Anais naked a couple of weeks ago, and we’re thrilled she’s appeared again so