You know what, Franziska (can we call you Franziska?). When we’re horny, we think every day household appliances look like Hitachi magic wands or Lindsay Lohan after three nights with no sleep in a motel in Joshua Tree or travel toothbrush containers or other things that we like to use to get off, too.
“Bad Girls 5″ had Stoya’s double penetration scene, “Bad Girls 6″ had her first interracial scene, so what is “Bad Girls 7″ offering to catch the consumer’s eye? Nothing. Clearly, there’s something so naughty happening here they can’t even advertise it. Since there’s no main attraction, all of the Bad
It takes a lot of chutzpah to decorate the back of your DVD case with “The Most Dangerous All Girl XXX Movie Ever Made,” but Jack the Zipper and German composers Rockford Kabine are baller enough to pull it off. “Xero” is a gorgeous piece of experimental pornography with an
As the DVD age draws to a close, streaming video systems like FyreTV are trying to make a bid for your attention (and market share). And with exclusive releases like “Wealth and Deception,” it’s clear that Fyre means business. (Just how much business, you ask? Well, for one—they’re giving “Wealth
Jesse Jane is absolutely amazing. She continues to keep us enthralled with her fuckworthy body and her dirty spirit. In “Homework”—-a collection of vignettes from Robby D—she leads a cast of insatiable starlets into debauchery. Jesse Jane invites Scott Nails over, then begins demanding that he have sex with her.
Franziska Facella (yuhmm.com)
“Girl Play” makes me wish it was Jana Jordan and April O’Neil I saw last night making out at the Saddle Ranch rather than those two National Park rangers. Call me curmudgeonly, but if the impromptu G/G scene is for my benefit and titillation, shouldn’t the participants be hot? In