Cathy Heaven and a few of her Europorn pals have been feeling lousy recently, and when one of them suggested they might be allergic to ass, they all decided to try going booty-free for a while. Unfortunately, that just made them feel worse. Now they’re playing with butts again, and they’ve doubled their intake to make up for lost time (and lost nutrients–you need those ass nutrients)!
The next time some adult tries to make small talk about the world economy with us, they’ll probably say something like, “The euro went down today.” Then we’ll respond, “No, ‘Sperm Swap in Europe,’ has been out for months.”
For real, New Sensations? We understand what it means, and we can even imagine one of these saucy Eurobabes saying it seductively, but you are making us work for it.
Ann Marie La Sante enjoys a dick now and again, but do we really to brand her with a “Cock Addiction”? Must we be so straightforward? It’s not that we dislike transparency in porn titles; it’s that we relished the days when we referred to cock addiction as “jonesing for Jack Johnson.”
As far as we know, no one’s first foray into anal stimulation involved immediate ecstasy. Some people enjoy the sensitivity of the rim, others find pleasure in the growing fullness that a couple well-lubed fingers can provide, but the true joys of backdoor banging always take some time to discover.
Everybody loves a free ass giveaway, especially when the asses are attached to super slutty Europorn babes. Of course, as any eroto-economist will tell you, there’s no such thing as a free ass. So what do these girls want in return?
This all-out carnal cage match proves once and for all that yes, despite sassy criticism from pro-censorship pundits, you can fill up the empty spaces in your heart by engaging in triple penetration scenes, but you don’t necessarily have to. “No Holes Barred” might not be the most original name
It’s a good thing it’s not the other way around, otherwise we’d have an extremely clever title for a movie in which anal sex sort of happens (if you sound it out really slowly and pay attention to the vowels). Fortunately, we’re looking at one of the world’s leading asshole
No, it’s not a defense plan, it’s a counterattack! When you’re in an all-out Anal War with some of the top names in Europorn, well, it’s like Duke Leto said to Paul in Frank Herbert’s “Dune”: “Knowing where the trap is—that is the first step in evading it. This is
All the ass bangees agree: there’s no better way to end the day than with a glass of chardonnay in your hand and a stiff cock (or two) coming through the backdoor. This is also a great way to start the day. And it makes a delicious midday refresher, too.
It’s a new month, so it’s time for a new New Sensations DVD that absolutely chock full of cock stuffed ladies. Does anyone else find that this title makes you hunger for Thanksgiving foods a bit? That’s not a bad thing, really. If someone were to combine porn and Thanksgiving,
Sometimes you feel kinda assfucked, but when you’re being doubly penetrated, or when you’re hella bummed because your parents found your weed stash and you can’t go to the Warped Tour, then you’re “Totally Assfucked.” At least if you’re getting assfucked in the former scenario, you’ve got Choky Ice helping
The names may be a bit unfamiliar, but everybody loves seeing “Big Boobs” up on the marquee. All Star Big Boobs Studio: Digital Playground Director: Jules Bart Cast: Jasmine Black, Jessica Moore, Christina Jolie, Dominno, Sensual Jane, Sharon Pink, Choky Ice, Frank Gun, Mugur, Kamil Klein, James Brossman, Chris Hott