Hustler magazine has always been known for subtlety and intellectual rigor, but there are times when even when a stuffy porn mag wants to let its hair down a little. That’s how you end up with a paper spinoff like “Hustler Humor,” which is sort of the like Playboy Jokes

Sure, we’ve seen that paint-by-numbers SFW porn gimmick many times before–but never in video form! So we couldn’t help laughing at this advertisement for an international party Diesel is throwing for its 30th anniversary next month. Sometimes the easy jokes are easy for a reason. Video after the jump. .

Today’s tabloids have become so dirty and exploitative–not like the good old days of responsible celebrity journalism. It’s a little something called “class,” people. Look it up! (more sex and weirdness @ Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com)

We don’t understand why everyone in Brooklyn was so concerned about Babeland opening a new store in the notoriously family-friendly neighboorhood of Park Slope. It looks like this kid is having a great time there! (brownstoner.com)

A new photo book called “One-Track Mind” claims to offer “a revealing insight into the obsessed minds of men,” but frankly … we don’t get it. How can you learn anything about men just by looking at pictures of nice round objects that maybe have little protuberances on the end

You kids today, you think you invented everything. The rusty trombones! The dirt pipe smoothies and the ass milkshakes, or whatever you’re drinking in those hipster cocktail lounges these days! And what about hot girl-on-girl catfights? You think that no one ever filmed a crisp slap to the cheek or

Mygazines is a new website from the folks who brought you The Pirate Bay where anyone can upload magazine scans to share and trade, and it also has a neato interface that makes it easy to read magazines online. But because it’s a completely free site, they probably don’t allow

Not content with LOLcats–or LOLporn, for that matter–the folks at “I Can Has Cheezburger” have launched a funny Engrish site and what do you know … pretty much all Japanese-to-English translations end up sounding hilariously filthy. Yes, that sign is offering cunt examinations. And yes, we are easily amused. (engrishfunny.com)

There appear to be some irregularities with this wet t-shirt contest due to the fact that most of the contestants are no longer wearing t-shirts. We’ll go ahead and say it–all this cheating in the Olympics has really gotten out of hand. (hornybin.com, via blography)

So yeah, that article in the New York Times today about hot Olympic bodies? In addition to all the eye candy, it turns out it’s the first time the Grey Lady has printed the word “XTube” as well (and no, that online mention in a Freakonomics column a few months

A big part of what gives Japanese porn its WTF factor is that most native English speakers can’t even being to translate the language. It’s a thin line between a simple schoolgirl fantasy and an unintelligible cosplay orgy, and a few hours at your local karaoke bar won’t be enough

An Elgin, Illinois, car wash recently caused a bit of a kerfuffle by advertising their machine-free towel dry service as “the best hand job in town.” Even more amusing than the hysterical reaction of the townsfolk–or that the local paper can’t bring themselves to say the offending phrase–is the owner’s

Behold the “bullet-proof” police bra! OK, so it’s not really bulletproof–just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can’t wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk)

Hey, buddy! We’re sure that your World of Warcraft game is going really well back there, but sometimes it pays to stop and smell the roses once awhile. You know, turn off the computer, put down the joystick, go outside and get some fresh air. Or even better … turn

Dear Costco: Thanks so much for sending us that promotional email this weekend letting us know that the Cummins Onan® P1700i Inverter is on sale. We’ll try to pick one up for a future installment of our Marital Aid Test Kitchen as soon as we can. (Wait, it’s not an

While you’re trying to figure out that whole tentacle sex thing, you might consider doing a little at home research with the Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. It’s not quite the same things as experiencing … you know, real tentacles, but sometimes it’s better to start off slow and work

Most people go into porn hoping their parents never find out, but Sindee Jennings’ mom sure did … her birth mom, that is, who gave her up for adoption 20 years ago and hasn’t seen her since. But they’re reunited now, thanks to her high-profile job. And they should have

Since we studied history at our liberal elitist college, we always enjoy looking through dusty archives for relics of bygone eras. We also learned where to find all the dirty Victorian picture books at the research library. Maybe that’s where the folks at Xpozio went to find all those sexy

Their advertising strategy might have changed over the years, but it’s nice to know that you can still alwayshave it your way at Burger King. If you don’t see it on the menu, just ask. (Flickr, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

People like to do crazy things to get attention–like competitive eating or growing a handlebar mustache or, ahem … blogging. Or they can take their clothes off while singing their own made up novelty songs about hookers and blowjobs. Sandy Kane is sort of like a cross between Belle Starr,