Them toes are demonstrating a remarkable amount of skill for something we normally utilize for mere steppin’ and kickin’. Yeah, we bet these sensual feets could even hang the streamers and cut the cake at our little fete. But they’re probably best served for ever so carefully prancing and dancing upon any hard cock in their path. And when they get tired, well, this hottie chick’s tongue has no trouble taking over. This is our new favorite kind of tag team.

‘Tis one of the most glorious sights in this wide, wild world: a rock hard cock bursting forth a geyser of cum upon whatever may be near. Dicks are taps into humankind’s internal hotsprings, and we believe a touch from this fount heals what ails ya.

If there’s one thing we could have held onto from our esteemed apish antecedents, opposable toe digits would be nice. Imagine the extra stuff you could do: one could use them to shoot off some emails, shuck some oysters, or give a crazy, jizz-slinging footjob that rivals those done with the most dexterous of hands. Oh, wait, some blessed crazy toe-people can do this anyway? Okay then.

Ah, Regina Moon. She’s got a gorgeous set of gams topped with a beautiful pair of feetsies and supremely suckable toes. They may look too pretty to touch, but… well, they like touching a lot of things. And we like to watch.

As we all know, babes have many wonderful and versatile parts of their babe bodies. And some pretty babe feet do more than look good in high heels. Yes, some can dish out a delightful jerk-off that gives hands a run for their money.

We can’t always illuminate what women want, but we can at least show you what women see! There’s no reason that your girl can’t take over the job of cameraperson once in a while, and the results are certainly a nice change of pace. We love having the female perspective

Sure, there are lots of sexy girls in the world…but only a handful who’ve achieved the delectable state of Euro sexiness. What does it take to reach that pinnacle? Well, aside from the deliciously vague accent and a passion for footjobs, there’s a certain degree of confidence that seems endemic

And no body part unexplored. There are so many ways to give and receive pleasure—why not mix things up a bit? Fingers, toes, tongues, feet…if it feels good, just do it. (And let us watch.) · Buy “Black In White #3″ (gamelink.com)

How does a woman get good at footjobs? The same way anyone gets good at anything: practice, practice, practice. Though having natural agility in the feet certainly doesn’t hurt matters… · Buy “Foot Fever #2″ (gamelink.com)

In the real world, we’d probably scoff if a woman described a penis as being “like a candy bar”—but this isn’t the real world, this is porn, and No Name Jane can use whatever analogies she likes. Especially if that analogy is a prelude to a delicious episode of servicing

All we ever hear about is rimjob this, handjob that, blowjob here, there, everywhere. People: you’re forgetting a very important, very sexy, art in these discussions. The footjob. Maybe feet can’t grip as well as hands…but there’s something to be said for toe action. Watch and learn. Previously: Top Ten

We know we’ve sung the praises of Mandy Morbid many times over, but well, she’s pretty amazing. Case in point: her feet are so small, she was actually able to fit one of them inside Kimberly Kane‘s pussy! And she’s so generous, she’s wiling to let us all see the

In so many porn scenes, the performers pick one mode of stimulation and stick with it for the long haul—maybe switching positions occasionally, or throwing an extra act into the mix at the end. Not Alexandra Silk. No, she’s not going to rest until she’s done everything (or close to

We’re not completely sure why four adults would choose to get freaky in a room that looks like it was decorated by a fourteen year old girl. (Is someone being naughty while the kids are at camp?) But there is one thing we do know. All those hearts on the

In further ‘tube news, we’ve recently been introduced to FootFetishTube, which is exactly what it sounds like. Another video sharing site, but this one is a foot worshiping, toe licking, heel stomping good time. Finally, a place where we can really let our hair down—and maybe let someone step on

Just when we think there’s everything to know about Melissa Midwest, she trots along and shows us a brand new talent. Is there anything that gal can’t do? (preview galleries @ yourdirtymind.com)

Let us pause for a moment today to give thanks for the amazing sex in our lives, whether we’re actually having it or just reading about what other folks are doing. The bloggers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the web this week certainly have

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, clutching the bearded clam … call it what you will, but masturbation is really just sex with someone you love. Birds can’t do it (no hands). Bees don’t do it (tiny pinprick brains). But we can—so let’s! Or better yet, let’s read about it

Most women (and drag queens) will tell you that walking around in high heels isn’t easy, but if you really want to see some talented feet, then look no further than these practitioners of the fine art of the footjob. It’s something that usually gets relegated to the fetish niche

We like to think of ourselves as your one-stop blog for all-things filthy and naked, but if your interests are a little more specific than "the known universe," you can always find something geared more toward your particular tastes. If foot worship is your thing, Sexy Toes has you covered: