A recent NASA study—conducted from Space—concluded that everyone on this planet and a few of the other ones watches porn. So a title like “I Know That Girl” could be right on the money.

To watch Gizzelle de la Cruz, all 22 and Cuban, bruised flesh and braces, wearing a black cowboy hat, bursting out of her cheap but weapons-grade bra, is to be thankful for the state of Florida.

Once, when the carnival passed through Bogue Chitto, your young narrator visited the freak tent and asked a darkened figure what she, the Donkey Lady, ate. “Chicken,” she said. It’s Real 2 Studio: Muffia Director: Ash Starring: Kyanna Lee, Tina, Morales, Alyssa, Carmen Review by: Gram Ponante I left, feeling

One of my favorite series, wherein I am reminded of a real inner creepiness, is “Crack Whore Confessions.” But Denise, cover girl of Volume 6, merely smokes pot. Odd that, this time, my innocence was lost without a crack pipe. Save for a healthy Tampa pot belly, his dick, and

At 25 and 34, respectively, Vivid and Amy Fisher are past the age of consent and can do whatever they damn well please. That is why both milves are featured at next weekend’s Exxxotica Miami. Fisher will host a “Hottest MILF” contest on—of course—Mother’s Day (May 10) at the third

When “Theater Sluts” arrived at Fleshbot West, I naturally assumed some backstage video had been smuggled from Fleshbot High’s production of “HMS Pinafore.” Alas, this was a cast party I was not invited to. With all the airbrushed, straight-toothed, couples’-friendly porn out there, it is nice every once in a

“Train Wreck” does not equal “Hot Mess.” While what we can only assume are actual crack whores totter across Tampa, we need to ask ourselves what kind of pipe we want to be laying. Sammy leans back on the scummy bed, ready for the camera man’s onslaught. “How old are

It’s a tough time to be obscene — at least if your name is Max Hardcore. The notorious pornographer has been sentenced to 46 months in prison and fined more than $1.4 million. (avn.com, more at xbiz.com)

A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked and robbed by four topless women, who left him $100 poorer. We’re not sure what he’s complaining about–there are people who pay a hell of a lot more for that kind of treatment. (ananova.com; thumbnail star Karen via Ask Jolene)

We’ve spent most of this week trying to hunt down an online version of the newest issue of Playboy, but so far so not-so-good: the powers have perfected the art of taking down anyone trying to post scans online and have managed to keep a pretty good lockdown on the

Max Hardcore might have been getting all the attention lately, but another obscenity trial in Florida is currently underway where the defense is using Google search stats to prove that “community standards” are a lot broader than some people might think: apparently, searching for the term “orgy” is just as

If you don’t have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world’s most famous porn star? (Okay, we can

Following 14 hours of deliberation today, a Tampa jury found extreme pornographer Max Hardcore guilty on ten counts of distributing obscene material, the first time Hardcore has been found guilty in a career full of obscenity legislation. Hardcore said that he would appeal, and is free on bail until a

Hiring a nude maid to clean your house while the wife is on vacation sounds like the perfect plan, until she makes off with $40,000 worth of your wife’s jewels. That must have been a fun explanation. (myfoxtampabay.com; thumb of the very trustworthy Shay Laren)

Straight male porn performers belong to an exclusive club, and the ones who actually get their names printed on boxcovers and magazines belong to a still more exclusive club, because it takes a lot to make an impression on a predominantly male consumer base that is predominantly looking at the

I know that the days when porn could be made anonymously with drifters and hobos are past, and that every “reality” series is actually a low-budget but meticulously documented exercise in making scripted things seem like they just happened. But still I dream, and the idea of picking up agreeable

We totally saw this one coming: that Porn Camp Seminar we told you about a few weeks ago is already overbooked. Shockingly, there are more than 12-20 people in (or willing to travel to) the Tampa area who want to know how to make a porn video. Or at least

Today’s baseball spring training update: A scout for the Boston Red Sox was arrested in Florida for “committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool.” Your move, Derek Jeter! (abc2news.com)

Ever wanted to make and sell a homemade porn movie but lost hope after the penis pictures you posted on Craigslist yielded nothing? Visit Tampa from March 28-30 for a comprehensive seminar that will cover everything from lighting to where to store your talent IDs for when the feds break

The only place on Earth that has a similar climate, in-ground swimming pool distribution, and permissive community standards on girls in bikinis as Southern California, are the coastal areas of Florida. So you’d think that if there was any place that could compete with the San Fernando Valley as the