Q: What do you call a woman who can make her ass clap while she's fucking you?
Have you grown tired of giving average, every day blowjobs? Why not add a little pizzazz to the proceedings?
Young people just grow up so fast these days.
There's a line from "Revenge of the Nerds" about how--unlike jocks, who cram their minds with sports plays--nerds have nothing to think about but sex...and as a result, do it very, very well.
Giant balls of twine, basket shaped buildings, enormous animals-- none of those roadside attractions can hold a candle to the gorgeous sight that is this lovely lady masturbating.
Still haven't fallen for Asa Akira? We're not sure what you're waiting for.
We've heard people talk shade about blowjobs that involve some handwork, but those people clearly don't know what they're talking about.
When the cat's away, the mice will play. But what happens when it's the pussies who are left by their lonesome?
After a long day of pleasuring others, it's finally time to pleasure herself.
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