So, if Botticelli were alive today, instead of painting goddesses rising from the ocean in a seashell, maybe he’d be making GIFs of babes with celestial bodies rising from their hoodies. But earthly goddesses are the ones who matter, right? Or at least according to Plato, they’re the ones who arouse us lowly hominids to physical love. Meanwhile, the spiritual goddesses are all about intellectual love and that kinda thing. Don’t mind us, though, if we stick with the former, at least for the time being. It’s just our nature.

“Donde Está la Dany?” by Andrés Castañeda, via O What A Q.

If you take a trip to Hawaii, they greet you at the airport with tropical air and fresh leis. If you take a trip to wherever these girls live, they greet you with cold mountain air, giggles, and nothing under their skirts. Where are these girls from? We’re spending all of our vacation days there.

When you have perky pornstar tits like Mia Magma’s, you have to whip them out from time to time so they don’t overheat. Mia could’ve worn her titanium bra, but that would’ve been way less comfy and totally not sexy, and now her breasts will cool, harden, and become new islands.

We love the phenomenon of a beautiful brunette with perfect nipples flashing us once, but such an image on loop is something mind-emblazon worthy. And this girl’s not shy with the goods either — she knows her nipples are things of beauty, and each one is worthy of a frame or two of its own. We agree!

What do you do when you’re being attacked by the paparazzi? Some people hide behind sunglasses, some jump in their cars, and then some people, like Sara Tommasi, whip out their boobs, lift up their skirts, and confront the paparazzi while screaming, “LOOK AT ME!” We don’t think she actually screamed, not this time at least.

We weren’t too familiar with Canadian model/actress Shalom Harlow — but now we are! And, along with this lucky gentleman, we’re tickled to pieces at getting such an ostentatious glimpse at Shalom’s bodacious bitties.

Back in 2005, Jessica-Jane Clement was a blonde lady with natural boobs and no tattoos. But you know what? Even then, she liked taking off her clothing for the cameras. It’s nice to know that some things never change, and that some people enjoy having their friends lick their nipples.

You might think that flashing is something one can do anywhere, at any time—that, in fact, the very essence of flashing is the fact that it’s spontaneous and unplanned and unstructured. But oh, friends, that’s where your wrong: the best flashes are, in fact, perfectly calibrated, with location, body part,

Could this really be true? We’ve only heard this rumor from a few shady forums, but there is something a little off about the bounce of these boobs. Here’s the real issue though: there are many bare breasts in this movie, and we want to know if it costs more

Jessica is starring in the always-wholesome CW network’s new series, “The Secret Circle,” and she also appears in the new buddy film “50/50,” but she’s perhaps best known as a girl who pops up in a bunch of straight-to-DVD and TV-movies. Oh, and she’s also known for having beautiful breasts.

It seems we’re not the only ones who’ve been hard at work studying the intricate details of celebrity panty exposures—Paz de la Huerta’s examined them so hard, she’s got the whole business down to a science. There’s the car exit exposure, the dropped item exposure, and the times when you

For centuries (okay, a little over a decade), man has wondered why the heavenly powers that be bestowed the gif format upon us, and how we might best use it to fulfill its most high and glorious purpose. Friends, at long last that purpose has been fulfilled: and it was,

If you’ve ever wondered how Stephen Colbert and Jack White would react to getting flashed by a gorgeous girl with flaming red hair, well, here’s your answer. Stephen Colbert replies with a polite, appreciative “Wow!,” Jack White seems unmoved. Clearly, Stephen Colbert cares more about his fans than Jack White

Seeing that adorable girl expose her tits toward Stephen Colbert and Jack White really made us think. We spend a lot of time talking about celebrities exposing themselves in public, and we tend to forget about the times when celebrities are on the receiving end of gratuitous nudity. But they’re

Nate “Igor” Smith recently took a long drive across this great country with his good friend Whitney, snapping photos of Whitney’s tits everywhere they stopped. It’s just like “On The Road,” but with nipples instead of meaning! We joke! Subtle facial expressions and body cues say a lot about the

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