Dang, someone should construct a dam just south of this chick’s mega-squirting pussy and harness that shiz for some clean energy (well, clean in a sense… *wink*). But seriously, this is the squirt that keeps on giving. And all it takes to call forth this flood, this surge, this deluge of lady-loving is a cool-guy fist. It’s like the opposite of Moses parting the sea because this thing gets soaked.

Hold onto your hats, ’cause it’s getting lively in here! If hand-banging were an amusement park ride, what would it be? Maybe it’d be sort of like the Zipper, where you’re whirling and twirling, or like the Log Flume where you end up soaking wet. This particular hand-bang, in whatever transposed form it took, would certainly end up giving us whiplash. But in a fun way!

Seriously, these guys have everything under the sun to make a real underground kink party special. Upside-down hanging chains? Flogs and whips of all sizes? Dildos of every color and caliber? A punishment rack? It’s like they’ve got a mini Kink armory in their basement… and we’d love to play!

A fist in the vag can say many things: thank you! Thinking of you. My deepest sympathies. I appreciate you. Yes, there are many subtle shades of meaning to a hand all sloppy shoved up into a cunt, but our favorite might be, “Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh.” That’s important to get across, too!

Hey kids, the Feminist Porn Awards are next weekend, so it’s time to bone up on the nominees! That’s right. Bone up. You heard us.This trailer for One Night Stand by Fruitpunch Productions has everything you could ever want in a one night stand – namely lots of different queer people having lots of different hot queer orgasms!

We haven’t typically found ourselves all verklempt and misty-eyed upon witnessing a hottie fisting, but this one really has us full of emotions. The way this be-vagina-blasting husband whispers, “That was incredible, baby” and lovingly coos to his “good little slutty pussy” basically has us grabbing for our tissues. One, to wipe the tender tears from our eyes, and two, to clean up our dildos after indulging in a good ol’ weep’n'fap.

Charlie Spat’s project Porn For Everyone is pretty radical. Check it out here for more info on how you can support it. In the meantime, support it by watching this adorable and incredible hot hardcore video of two romantic queers loving on cupcakes and one another.

We come across scores, nay, hundreds of vaginas on a weekly basis and we love them all very deeply. But sometimes we encounter one that gives us a moment’s pause, makes us raise our eyebrows in an, “Oh, really?” style expression. Because some of them love very, very deeply if you know what we mean, and this is especially true when that love comes in the form of a fist. Yes, this is a remarkable pussy indeed. We would salute you, but you’d probably suck our hand up to the elbow. …Although we guess that would be pretty darn cool.

Sometimes we get unnaturally afraid at night — there are creaky noises, strangers lurking outside, and ghosties afoot. We realize we’re probably just freaking ourself out, but sometimes we’re in need of a little loving comfort in the witching hours. And, sure, a hug might suffice. But nothing makes us feel warm and cozy as a big ol’ fist in the vag.

And as soon as we got our invitation in the mail we ripped open the envelope, dropped our jaw, and started working our biceps. Because the best fist is one with some power behind it, be it marching forward in a revolution, thrashing at a metal show, bumping the knuckles of a bro, or shoving in and out of a BBW’s hot pussy.

We pretty much never pass up a chance to show you Jiz Lee or Billy Castro in action, even if it’s just a few moments. This is a dream-team match sorta along the lines of Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy, and also in the bathroom! Both are hot and awesome, but this pretty much says everything you need to know about the difference between the 20th and 21st century of porn (and also water conservation).

We consider ourselves pretty darn environmentally sensitive here at Fleshbot HQ, but even we’ve never delved into our recycle bin for sexy times. Maybe we can all learn a thing or two from this couple — reducing their carbon footprint, one bottle-thrusting, fist-jamming hand-bang at a time. Is there an award for that or something?

Okay, so we know the camera work here needs some (much) to be desired… But the only way we’re willing to accept a questionable quality film is if the people involved in its creation are getting so damn freaky they can’t even be concerned with getting in all the sights. But when it starts with some hardcore ass fisting and goes into Lord-knows-where, by golly, we’re along for the ride.

If you’re gonna get fisted, you may as well put yourself in good hands (ha, ha). And who’s got some of the most experienced, best and cutest little hands in the biz but Joanna Angel? We’d let her do basically anything she wanted to us with them. Deliver a zealous spanking? Sure. Slap us across the face? Yeah, why the hell not. But fisting — ah, yes. For Joanna that’s a two-handed endeavor, as she really jams her mitts up in Taurus’s awesome snatch. That just might be the best use of hands as far as we’re concerned. Carry on, Ms. Angel. Carry on.

We were talking about how great special hugs can make us feel, and this is another elegant embrace that makes us all happy-fuzzy inside. We don’t think we’re exaggerating when we say that a vagina-type hug might just be the greatest darn hug in the world.

Mostly we’ve shown you images and video of fists going into vaginas today, but let’s not discount other important holes! Oh yes, you can fist an ass, and it is a beautiful thing. Of course, it’s best done with plenty of lube (or grease, as these video makers charmingly call it), and real slow n steady like. Can we just perv out for a moment on all the creamed-up grease on that hand as it comes out of that ass? Now that is one happy open slipper asshole!

What can we say about fisting that hasn’t already been said? The human body is capable of incredible things, and putting that to the test is just so fucking hot. Ok, fisting actually makes us kinda speechless. We know, we know, that’s what it takes. But why listen to us at all when you could watch this GIF over and over and over? Or go find someone you like and handball em (or get handballed yourself if that’s your pleasure). And keep that Hitachi within arm’s reach of your other arm. Trust us, it’ll cum in handy.

Perhaps International Fisting Day is making you curious about fisting, but you’ve never seen or tried it. If you need something to convince you, look no further than this clip of Papi Coxxx have an insane orgasm on James Darling’s fist. It’s tender, it’s sexy, it’s queer – and it should be in porn more often, don’t you agree?

You may not find a section for it in the Halmark card aisle, but October 21st is a very important holiday: International Fisting Day! Here are some ways you can celebrate today:

· Indie Porn Revolution will be showcasing Manuela Kay’s fisting scene from Fucking Different XXX, exclusively and only for today only, FREE, here!

· QueerPornTv will be hosting a free live-streaming class on “Fisting For All Genders” with Tobi Hill Meyer – Here – Get tokens at skinvideo for tips and the bonus group-chat show she’ll be doing

And of course, we’ll be posting some tasty fisting videos and pictures all day! And celebrating by putting our hands in the nearest willing eager holes!