Fleshbot | Pure Filth
How does that sound to you? Good? Great? Like something you wrote about in your diary and are both upset and relieved that someone else brought it to life first? And if that’s not enough, you can also see Sylvia in the bath and lovingly sucking her big toe!
Weronika Potocka, we feel you. It is time for Spring to sprung already. We’ve been going outside in just a light coat for weeks now, as if we can WILL winter to melt away. But we haven’t thought yet about trying to walk naked through the snow.
Them toes are demonstrating a remarkable amount of skill for something we normally utilize for mere steppin’ and kickin’. Yeah, we bet these sensual feets could even hang the streamers and cut the cake at our little fete. But they’re probably best served for ever so carefully prancing and dancing upon any hard cock in their path. And when they get tired, well, this hottie chick’s tongue has no trouble taking over. This is our new favorite kind of tag team.
Well, it looks like we’re roughly halfway through our week. Time for some more hot BBW fetish erotica!
When you pay your dues and achieve legend status like our heroes here, you can do whatever the fuck they want. What they want is to be hilarious, and also to have a nice bath. Can you imagine, after almost four decades of the uncomfortable situations porn puts you in, you’re Nina fucking Hartley and Ron fucking Jeremy and Hustler is like “What’s your concept?” and they’re like “We are tired! We wanna take a motherfuckin BATH.”
Footjobs are difficult. Our, um, friends told us so once. Feet are not as dexterous as hands or maleable as hot wet holes. The real trick is actually calf and thigh muscle strength, cuz you gotta hold your legs in the air and move em back and forth and brace yourself, and squeeze. Really, though, it’s all in the ankle.
A confession: fashion mystifies us. And sometimes we are more are mystified than usual. One thing does not confuse us, however, and that is boobs. We know we like those, and if some design department thinks boobs will make us buy shoes, which means we get to see more boobs, then we are happy.
Whether you’ve got a set of full sleeves or just some itty bitty paw prints dancing up your sternum, we love ourselves some tatted up babes. Maybe it’s because a little ink shows you’ve got a bit of a devilish side… or at least a decent tolerance for pain. Both those things bode well for us.
This girl’s got a serious case of the wiggles. Is she doing some calisthenics, a new yoga move, or sit-dancing? Oh, we didn’t even see you down there, babe number two. Looks like you’ve got some wiggles of your own! She’s busy working out her tongue and fingers; it just happens to be in the pussy of babe number one. Mystery revealed! Her body’s all aquiver because she’s being sent on a rocketship straight to heaven. Sometimes turbulence is a good thing.
Hands get all the glory — they get to wave hello, give high fives, and do the shocker. But what of those appendages that get us from place to place, supporting us as we walk, dance, and stand-fuck? Feet deserve some loving too… They can give and take it.
You know the stuff that collects between your toes? We’re calling that “schmutz” now, “toe schmutz” if you want to be specific, because that gunk is nothing like jam, jelly, or marmalade. From now on, when you say “toe jam,” you will be referring to the act of jamming your toes in someone’s mouth while they fuck you. Somebody tell the dictionary people to note these changes.
If there’s one thing we could have held onto from our esteemed apish antecedents, opposable toe digits would be nice. Imagine the extra stuff you could do: one could use them to shoot off some emails, shuck some oysters, or give a crazy, jizz-slinging footjob that rivals those done with the most dexterous of hands. Oh, wait, some blessed crazy toe-people can do this anyway? Okay then.
Ah, Regina Moon. She’s got a gorgeous set of gams topped with a beautiful pair of feetsies and supremely suckable toes. They may look too pretty to touch, but… well, they like touching a lot of things. And we like to watch.
