To be honest, we’ve only seen like half an episode of Game of Thrones, but it seemed like the most relevant medieval fantasy reference we could make. We’re not about to describe our filthy forbidden lesbian love Xena Warrior Princess fantasies or how this lingerie fits fantastically into them. Nope. We’re gonna be hip. And talk about dragons. Whoooa kay.
Are you still keeping your sex fantasies all bottled up? Girl, you know that’s not healthy; you need to express yourself! Tell somebody about your deepest and fappiest feelings. Better yet, tell Cliterati founder Emily Dubberley about your freakiness so she can write a book about female sex fantasies. You’ll be helping yourself, Emily, and humanity!
In the weeks since Pippa Middleton became a household name, we’ve seen her bra, her boobs, and her panties. But somehow, none of that compares to seeing her dolled up as a beautiful fawn, peeing in the woods for all the forest to see. According to artist Alexsandro Palombo, this
We like to think that the word horny is derived from the horns of the randy satyrs who roamed the imaginations of ancient poets, looking for young lasses to ravish in the tall grasses of lush meadows. (To be clear: it’s not, we just like to think that it is.)
Legend tells of a special breed of creature—half woman, half fish—that was awe-inspiringly beautiful. While those creatures were more fantasy than reality, photographer Mark Anderson has found his own breed of mermaid, right on the streets of Hollywood. True, he may have needed the help of some costuming, props, and
Welcome back to the Fleshbot Book Club-your chance to get a sneak peek at some of the hottest erotic literature out now. Today’s selection comes from Alpha, a paranormal romance by Molly Maddox. He trailed his hands from my belly to my hips, my ass, then he reached between my
Welcome back to the Fleshbot Book Club-your chance to get a sneak peek at some of the hottest erotic literature out now. Today’s selection comes from Cleis Press’s The Sweetest Kiss: Ravishing Vampire Erotica, edited by D.L. King. The following excerpt is from “The Student,” by Sommer Marsden. I wonder
‘Jem and the Holograms‘ is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? You know what? Forget Rio, that two-timing jerk who was dating both Jem and Jerrica. There’s nothing we want to see
Ever fantasized about a night of passion with a big, burly dragon? Dreaming of taking a roll in the hay with a gryphon? Bad Dragon is here to make your dreams (sort of) come true. What is Bad Dragon, you ask? Why, asex toy company specializing in marital aids “for
We can’t tell you how many times we’ve woken up and thought, “Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks.” Of course, what with well-hung centaurs being so few and far between, we’ve always followed up
Their hair styles aren’t the only thing we appreciate about some of the hot moms in our lives, you know: in fact, some of the hottest things we read in our perambulations around the sex blog scene every week are written by sexy people in their 30s, 40s and 50s.
By Rich McLean: Not all erotic manga is created equally. Sometimes the focus is on taboo feelings, like we saw last week with Taro Shinonome’s “Swing Out Sisters”. Other times the focus is on straight-up eroticism, like with this week’s title, “The Spirit of Capitalism”. So let’s get right into
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin’s crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley.
You know that funny feeling you get in the pit of your stomach (to say nothing of your clit or cock) when you think about someone you’ve just had sex with … or want to have sex with? It’s one of our favorite feelings: that tiny pulse that reminds you
By Rich McLean: Incest fantasies aren’t easy to tackle in porn. In just about every porn video that’s attempted to address the subject, you’re acutely aware that you’re watching actors, that the bed they’re banging on is just a part of the set that they’re on, and that whatever brother/sister
We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan
We’re all for free-style fucking … where stuff just, you know, happens. Organically, as it were, as well as orgasmically. But there’s something to be said for the more structured variety of sex; the kind where we find ourselves saying “Yes ma’am,” or “Yes sir.” The bloggers in today’s roundup
You know, there are lots of things to enjoy about being a girl. If having breasts weren’t enough, what’s not to like about multiple orgasms? Not that we don’t love the boys—trust us, we love the boys—but girls are just so awesome. Just ask the authors of this week’s selection
August. Even the name sounds oppressive to us. And when the temperatures heat up, it’s important to stay hydrated. While some of us try beat the heat by spending time next to bodies of water, the writers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog
The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers. So who do we root for in “Kiss Attack,” this comic art/porn/hip hop/rave/drag effort by artist Carlos Batts and his wife, the zaftig April Flores, who plays lead vampire babe Ms. Sangre? Well, in