Just because it’s a sham doesn’t mean there isn’t a hefty dose of familiar situations in it

It’s a known fact that we love a good Emma Watson fake nude (because, well, how else are we going to see Emma Watson naked?). But an Emma Watson fake hardcore gif? Why, that’s combining so many awesome things into one, we can’t even express how thrilled we are (“very” just doesn’t cut it).

hough we suspect this photo is about as real as the topless Mila Kunis pic in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” if you squint hard enough, it’s a pretty nice way to convince yourself you’ve just fulfilled the fantasy of seeing Ms. Kunis in the flesh. And, hey–if it’s good enough to fool some random Reddit reader, it’s good enough for you, right?

So we’re pretty sure that this photo is a fake (and we know it’s been floating around the internet for at least a year)–but can you blame us for wanting to share it? Whether you love or hate Ms. Deschanel’s uber-twee style, you have to admit that she’s a beautiful lady. And if she did happen to actually pose for this photo, well, that certainly adds a whole new dimension to her sweet and innocent persona.

On the left, you have what is being called “Miley Cyrus topless as she changes in the VIP section of some club in Spain.” On the right, you have Miley Cyrus signing autographs at the “Never Say Never” premiere (for some reason). So either the topless photo is a fake

Back in September, the world was rocked by two leaked photos of an unclothed Scarlett Johansson. And in that time, we also stumbled across a third photo that appeared to be Ms. Johansson lounging about in her panties. Flash forward to today: we’ve rediscovered that third photo, and a whole

It used to be that animated gifs were nothing but Drudge sirens and dancing babies—certainly nothing of the sort to put you in the mood (unless the mood in question was abject horror). Now, as technology (and aesthetics) have advanced, animated gifs (or cinemagraphs, if you’re classy) have developed into

Let’s be clear about one thing: in no way are we implying that this photo of Emma Watson giving a blowjob is in anyway real. To the contrary: we’re pretty sure it’s totally fake! But you know what? It’s such a good facsimile of what Ms. Watson might look like

Obviously we want celebrities to be naked all the time, but the celebs themselves aren’t always in the mood. That’s why God invented compromises like the body double and CGI nudity! Oh, happy fappy day, everybody wins! As we’ve discussed before, fake nudity isn’t all about trickery and deception, it’s

This morning we woke up to a wonderful email full of links to pictures purporting to be Blake Lively sans clothing. Then, a few minutes later, we stumbled onto a statement from Blake Lively’s PR team declaring the pictures to be complete fakes. We’ve never gone from utterly elated to

The fake Blake Lively pics from this morning made us feel like searching for the most convincing naked celebrity crop-and-paste jobs we could find. Keep in mind that when we say “convincing,” we mean “convincing if not for the way these pictures plunge us into the uncanny valley.” Let’s not

Months ago, the internet exploded with the rumo that Diora Baird was topless in a scene from “Night of the Demons”—a rumor that was swiftly put to bed when Diora announced that, no, those weren’t her boobs. If you’re anything like us, you spent the following months wondering why, exactly,

When the first footage of “Machete” started to leak out, it seemed like a buffet of celebrity nudity: constant exposed flesh from Lindsay Lohan! Jessica Alba in the shower! Other, future famous women dancing around with nothing on at all! But then, as we started to learn more, we realized

Only there’s one catch: it’s not her underboob. Through some sort of high tech voodoo, Lindsay’s head was superimposed upon the body of an underboob flashing model (seen here). Welcome to the future, people.

Internet “experts” are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it’s much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email

What was the cruelest April Fool’s prank of all? Trying to make people believe that there’s a secret sex tape starring delightful singing rumpshaker Shakira in a threeway. Some things are just too important to make jokes about, people. (radaronline.com)

An upcoming issue of Hustler will feature nude shots of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell … or you can just Google “Geri Halliwell nude” and save six bucks. Plus, playing a game of “spot the fakes!” is always good for an afternoon of fun! (sfgate.com + mostly real results @ exp0sed.com)

Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn’t be in business if they didn’t. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it’s often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking

Check it out, everyone! We have the exclusive video of “Sex And The City” star Kristin Davis having sex with her boyfriend. Except … it’s not really exclusive and it’s not really her. Our friends at the Hot Wife Allie blog actually found this video several months ago (breaking!) and

Until we see more evidence than just a single screencap, we’re sticking by our assertion that that “Kristen Davis Sex Tape” isn’t what the people hawking it says it is. Our “Sex And The City”-loving colleagues at Defamer, however, have no such scruples. Bless their pervy hearts. (defamer.com)