It’s all of us! Aren’t we lucky? We could help Yoko soap up that hot body all day (and night) long. Raisiny fingers be damned! We’re, like, devoted to this task. We’d make sure every inch of that silky smooth skin was made squeaky clean. Especially the nipple area. That’s really important. But, you know, we think that something more effective and less scratchy than a crappy old loofah should be utilized here. Yeah, we mean our tongue. Just a couple (or a few, or several, or hundreds of) spins from us would have that pretty, perky li’l thing shining. We don’t even mind getting soap in our mouth. Hey, wouldn’t be the first time.
It’s the biggest national holiday in France, so we’re rolling out a big ol’ list of French pornstars who have touched our lives in meaningful ways (you know, like Lafayette, but with smut instead of military support). Basically, we’re hoping to cozy up to these hotties by impressing them with